Shady Captions for Instagram
When it comes to Instagram captions, you want to make sure that you’re getting the most from your photo, and one of the best ways to do that is to be edgy and even a little bit shady. After all, who doesn’t love feeling like their ex-boyfriend or girlfriend was a total chump? Here are the best shady Instagram captions for your photos that will have your ex wondering what they missed out on and wish they could take back everything they said about you, just so they could have their life back and be with you again!
A weak man can’t love a strong woman, he won’t know what to do with her.
All I’m saying is I’ve never seen my ex and satan in the same room.
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
An idiot with a plan can beat a genius without a plan.
As soon as your ex sees you smiling, that’s the minute they want you back.
As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
Baby that you want me when you had me. Love is crazy, now I can smile and say, ain’t that funny?
Beginnings are apt to be shadowy.
Bitch, you’re so fake you make Barbie look real.
By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you blocked and deleted. You may now kiss my *ss.
Cancel my subscription because I’m done with your issues.
Can’t gets me on the line so they hang me out to dry for it.
Choosing me and my happiness has been the best decision yet.
Dear me I will make one day proud.
Do it for the people who want to see you fail.
Do not fear the shadowy places. You will never be the first one there. Another went ahead and down until He came out the other side.
Don’t be sorry. Trusting you was my mistake, not yours.
Don’t come back when you realize that I’m rare.
Don’t compare yourself to others, because no one can play your role better than you.
Don’t fall for sweet words, Fall for sweet effort.
Don’t flirt with me because If I flirt back you will fall in love alone.
Don’t hate me because I am beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
Don’t look for my heart, the beasts have eaten it.
Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness.
Don’t test me. I have screenshots.
EX means: Thanks for the Experience…our time has EXpired…Now EXit my life.
Even my middle finger is bigger than your heart.
Every coin has two sides, just like most people have two faces.
Everywhere we see shadowy minds, cloudy brains! The world needs more light of wisdom!
Fall in love with the person who enjoys your Madness. Not an Idiot who forces you to be normal.
Finally, I’ve learned to use criticism as fuel and I will never run out of energy.
Find the love you seek by first finding the love within yourself.
Food before dudes.
Glowing and happier than ever before.
Hate me or Date me, I don’t give a F**k.
Shady captions for your ex boyfriend
Haters are cute little reminders that you’re the sh*t.
Haters don’t really hate you, they hate themselves; because you’re a reflection of what they wish to be.
Hi stalker. I’m still fabulous. Thanks for checking up on me.
Hi, stalker. I’m still fabulous. Thanks for checking up on me.
I am Fiji water. You are toilet water.
I am loyal to who is loyal to me.
I can’t believe that every day and every night, it’s getting better with you out of my life.
I don’t have Ex’s, I have Y’s. Like “Y the hell did I date you?
I don’t make choices, I make moves.
I don’t think you are stupid. You just have bad luck when thinking.
I forgive people by forgetting them.
I gave your nickname to someone else.
I guess you prove that even God makes mistakes sometimes.
I know you lie. Cause your lips are moving. Tell me do you think I’m dumb?
I live my life in fast forward, but they haters wanna rewind me.
I never insult people, I only tell what they are.
I will never regret you. Still, the memory of you marks everything I do.
I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up your Ego and jump down to your IQ.
If I was you, I’d wanna be me too.
If Karma doesn’t hit you, l gladly will.
If you don’t like and still watch everything I do, b*tch you’re a fan.
If you have a problem with me, write it on a piece of paper, fold it and stick it up to your ass.
If you have a problem with me, write it on a piece of paper, fold it and stick it up your ass.
If you were a shadowy, anonymous figure, it made sense to pretend everything had gone according to some diabolical plan. Never mind if it hadn’t.
If you were twice as smart, you’d still be stupid.
If you’re happy and you know it, thank your ex!
It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.
It seems the more successful I become, the more I become the bad guy.
It’s a beautiful day to leave me alone.
It’s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
It’s easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark.
It’s hard to win , It hurts to loose but It kills you to give up.
I’m cool. PS: You’re not.
I’m gracing you with my presence.
I’m just not into the shady side of the music industry. Give credit where credit’s due.
I’m not a princess. I don’t need saving. I’m a queen, and I got everything under control.
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I’m not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
I’m not throwing shade, I overshadow you.
I’ve got one less problem without you.
Just think, your ex is someone else’s problem now.
Kill them with success and bury them with a smile.
Know yourself, know your worth.
Life is too short to waste your time on people who don’t respect, appreciate, and value you.
Long live the reckless and the brave.
Man has a will, but a woman has her way.
Maybe you should eat makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too.
Men are like a deck of cards. You’ll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.
Men or shoes? Honestly, shoes last longer, and they’re more dependable.
Men should be like Kleenex; soft, strong and disposable.
My ex had one very annoying habit. Breathing.
My ex is living proof of how stupid I can be.
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
Never love anybody that treats you like you’re ordinary.
Not everybody has to like me. I can’t force you to have good taste.
Once you fall in love with yourself their Game is Over.
One day they’ll realize they lost a diamond while playing with worthless stones.
Pardon me, but you’ve obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
People always miss you when you’re good and doing good.
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Self-love is the greatest middle finger of all time.
Silly me, expecting too much from people again.
So, take it back all of this bullshit that you gave me.
Some scars can only be see by you yourself.
Sometimes you gotta be a beauty and a beast.
Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.
Thank God you blew it. I thank God I dodged the bullet. I’m so over you. So baby good lookin’ out.
The best revenge is to smile and move on.
The heart was made to be broken.
Short shady Instagram Captions
The naked truth is always better than a dressed lie.
The real reason I’m over you is that now I see who you really are.
The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Better get ready.
There are two perfectly good men, one dead and the other unborn.
There’s more to life than sleeping in and getting high with you.
They wanna see you do good, but never better than them. Remember that.
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
Those who do you wrong will eventually face their own karma.
Throwing shade isn’t going to help you shine.
To appreciate the sun, you gotta know what rain is.
To my haters, don’t worry about my life, it ain’t for you.
Too bad you can’t photoshop an ugly personality!
Too calm to give a damn.
Try looking in a mirror if you wanna know why condoms were invented.
Two words one finger keep it simple.
Underestimate me. That’ll be fun.
What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be.
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.
When there are so many haters and negative things, I really don’t care.
Instagram captions to throw shade at ex
Whenever your ex-says, “You’ll never find someone like me,” the answer to that is, “That’s the point.”
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.
Wipe your mouth, there’s still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.
You are not required to set yourself on fire to keep other people warm.
You can try to dirty my name, but I will wear your hate like war paint.
You can use money only if you live, Take care.
You learn more about someone at the end of a relationship than at the beginning.
You made me realize that everything comes with expiry date.
You take my love for granted, I just don’t understand it.
You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now.
Your I can is more important than your IQ.
Your Loss, Babe.
You’re about as sharp as a bowling ball.
You’re italic, I’m in bold.
you are the personification of stupidity since the day you were born.
A girl doesn’t need anyone who doesn’t need her. — Marilyn Monroe.
Be so good they can’t ignore you. – Steve Martin
Deregulation is turning into a shady brand. ― Steven Magee
Don’t cry when the sun is gone because the tears won’t let you see the stars. — Violeta Para.
Even on my weakest days I get a little bit stronger. — Sarah Evans.
Even the richest of brands are robbed by poor character. ― Criss Jami
Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up. — Marian Keyes.
Haters don’t really hate you, they hate themselves; because you’re a reflection of what they wish to be. –Yaria
If you’re brave enough to say goodbye, life will reward you with a new hello. — Paolo Coehlo.
Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations. ― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Never love anybody that treats you like you’re ordinary. — Oscar Wilde.
Oh yeah, you cross my mind once a week. That day is always garbage day. — Ashley Snyder.
Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional. — M. Kathleen Casey.
The hated man is the result of his hater’s pride rather than his hater’s conscience. – Tom Hiddleston
The only thing more frustrating than slanderers is those foolish enough to listen to them. – Criss Jami
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often. – Mae West
Trust that an ending is followed by a beginning. — Unknown.
We must be willing to let go of the life we’ve planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us. — Joseph Campbell.
When there are so many haters and negative things, I really don’t care. – Kim Kardashian