Do you or the person you like love baseball? Use these baseball pick up lines to impress someone who is a baseball player. In this post, we have collected 120+ best baseball pick up lines.
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Best Baseball Pick Up Lines
- After this early morning spring training workout, you wanna come be my afternoon delight?
- Ah. I feel faint, did you just hit me? With a pitch?
- Are we in the bullpen? Cuz you’re warming me up.
- Are you Anthony Recker because I just wanna let you pull my dinger
- Are you Eric Sogard because there’s no way I’d ever forget your
- Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I’d love to join since I’m already a member of the Mr. Met fan club!
- Are you in the on deck circle, or is that halo?
- Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you’re up next (to date me).
- All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I’m a good, hard wood
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- Babe, I didn’t forget about you, how bout if I call you up this September?
- Babe, there’s a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I’ll know it’s real.
- Can I pinch hit on you?
- Can I show you my spitball?
- Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has
- Come back to my place and i’ll show you what a real sabermagician does
- Dang, girl. You’re a fielder’s choice.
- Did you just hit me with a pitch? Cuz I’m feeling faint.
- Did you know you had more members on your fan club than you would imagine?
- Do I look anything like a fielder’s choice?
- Do you have a club? Or would you like to lead your fan club?
- Do you know your way around the bases?
- Do you think you could tame my diamond back?
- Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
- Even though there’s no ball game on tonight, ill still be slamming something out of the park
- Ever seen a diamond? If you date me, you will see one.
- Are you Sonny Gray? cos I just wanna stare at your curves all day
- Girl is your name baseball, cause I just want to hit it.
- Give me your number so I can make the call.
- Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart. Just like Dee Gordon when he steals bases!”
- Hello. Do you play baseball? I cannot even pronounce it.
- Hello. I am a professional baseball player.
- Hey babe, now that the season’s over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film
- Hey girl, I’ve been warming up this bench for you MY WHOLE LIFE.
- Hey girl. do you have a club option? Because my interest in you is mutual.
- Hey, I think I am falling in glove with you. Would you catch me?
- Hey, I think you are quite the catch.
- Hey, why do I have this strong feeling that I am about to fall in glove with you.
- Hey, you are up next. I hope you are on deck circle.
- How good is your catch? Because I am falling for you.
- I am about to calculate some pif at home, would you like to join?
- As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
- I am falling for you. And I hope you have good catches, I do not want to reach the ground.
- I am taking a chance; a joke? The Blue Jays. Somethng serious? My feelings for you.
- I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package
- I have been warming up this bench for you.
- I hope you’re good at catching cause I’m starting to fall for you.
- I just want something quick to fill a gap, let’s hook up on a one-year deal and then look at our option years later
- I know I’m out of options, but I’ll fight my way in and prove to you that I can make your team into a contender
- I think I glove you.
- I think I will slamming something out of the park tonight.
- I wield a big stick.
- I’d got to bat for you, babe.
- I’d lay down a sacrifice for you.
- I’m an outfielder – I’ll catch you.
- I’m an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.
- I’m falling in glove with you.
- If you date me, you’ll eventually see a diamond.
- If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
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- If you were a baseball could I hit a homerun
- If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
- If you were a reliever, I’d sign you up to a three year contract with a vesting option
- If you were an outfielder, would you catch me? Always?
- Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy *****? Cuz if you do, that’s cool. I’m not picky.
- Just so you know, you would not have to worry about broken bats with me.
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? I was just curious since this is Derek Jeter’s last season, if you had a chance to see him one last time before he retires? We could go if you’d like!
- Like a platoon player, I’m dying to get some action
- Looks like you’re the big ticket free agent, and I got a lotta money to spend.
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- My dugout, or yours?
- My love for you is like the A’s and Daric Barton: it never dies.
- My split finger will have your knees buckling
- Of all the *****s in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
- Personally, I am not interested but the umpire in me wants your number so he can make the call.
- Play in my extra innings, I guarantee I’m a long reliever
- So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?
- So, I am off base and my lead off is not any great. Would you let me take you on a date? That I could make great.
- So, is it my dugout or yours?
- So, you must be baseball, because I am hitting.
- The game’s getting boring, wanna go back to my place and make it a blowout?
- The only thing tender today is my heart for you
- They call me “The Lead” because the A’s bullpen wants to blow me
- They call me Derek Jeter because I got loose hips and I’m good at stroking balls away
- They call me the Arizona D’Backs because I always play ball games late into the night
- They say I’m like John Jaso because I’m all clear to be behind your plate all summer long
- They say to bat me 2nd because I’m a good 2-h*le hitter
- Two more follows and we can start the giveaway! Come on people, I draw pretty okay too
- Uhhhh, my lead off’s not great, and though I may be off base, I’d like to take you on a date.
- Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my *****
- Us baseball players know our way around the bases.
- Wanna come over and calculate some fip?
- Wanna hear a joke? The Blue Jays. Wanna hear something serious? My love for you.
- We must be in the bullpen because you’re warming me up.
- Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? Sorry, but you can’t use one on the Seattle Mariners winning a World Series championship just because they signed Robinson Cano for a decade-long contract.
- I know you might get this a lot, but I could go bat for you.
- What’s long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn’t it adorable?
- What’s the “win probability” of me taking you home tonight, baby?
- Whatcha got?
- Why do you look so familiar? Oh yes, the third base coach. C’mon wave me home.
- Would you just take one for the team, and go out with me?
- Would you like me to show you my spitball?
- Would you like to bat for me?
- Would you like to know what else I can lay down for you? A sacrifice.
- Would you permit me to pinch hit on you?
- Would you sign me up for your fan club?
- Yeah girl, I could take you to the ball, or I could bring the ball to you…
- You are warming me up. Do we, by chance, happen to be in the bullpen?
- You better get on deck circle because you are up next.
- You better have a good catch, my trip for you is getting real.
- You can call me the A’s because I’m destroying that Kitty right now
- You know, I’ve never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
- You look like a reliever, I’d like to sign you up for a lifelong contract with a vesting option.
- You look like a third base coach who is going to wave me home.
- You look like an angel, do you happen to be in the outfield.
- You make my heart as spongey as the A’s infield
- You’re a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
- You’re getting a long one tonight, and I’m not talking about the Home Run Derby
- You’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems! Just like Billy Beane when it comes to acquiring key baseball players who always get on base.
- You’re like baseball: A thinkin’ man’s game.
- You’re like baseball: I’d love to play you in front of a crowd.
- You’re like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.
- You’re quite the catch, baby.
- Your pitch must have hit me because I’m feeling a little faint.
