Best Baseball Pick Up Lines for Him or Her
Do you or the person you like love baseball? Use these baseball pick up lines to impress someone who is a baseball player. In this post, we have collected 120+ best baseball pick up lines.
After this early morning spring training workout, you wanna come be my afternoon delight?
Ah. I feel faint, did you just hit me? With a pitch?
Are we in the bullpen? Cuz you’re warming me up.
Are you Anthony Recker because I just wanna let you pull my dinger
Are you Eric Sogard because there’s no way I’d ever forget your
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I’d love to join since I’m already a member of the Mr. Met fan club!
Are you in the on deck circle, or is that halo?
Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you’re up next (to date me).
All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I’m a good, hard wood
Babe, I didn’t forget about you, how bout if I call you up this September?
Babe, there’s a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I’ll know it’s real.
Can I pinch hit on you?
Can I show you my spitball?
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has
Come back to my place and i’ll show you what a real sabermagician does
Dang, girl. You’re a fielder’s choice.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? Cuz I’m feeling faint.
Did you know you had more members on your fan club than you would imagine?
Do I look anything like a fielder’s choice?
Do you have a club? Or would you like to lead your fan club?
Do you know your way around the bases?
Do you think you could tame my diamond back?
Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
Even though there’s no ball game on tonight, ill still be slamming something out of the park
Ever seen a diamond? If you date me, you will see one.
Are you Sonny Gray? cos I just wanna stare at your curves all day
Girl is your name baseball, cause I just want to hit it.
Give me your number so I can make the call.
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart. Just like Dee Gordon when he steals bases!”
Hello. Do you play baseball? I cannot even pronounce it.
Hello. I am a professional baseball player.
Hey babe, now that the season’s over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film
Hey girl, I’ve been warming up this bench for you MY WHOLE LIFE.
Hey girl. do you have a club option? Because my interest in you is mutual.
Hey, I think I am falling in glove with you. Would you catch me?
Hey, I think you are quite the catch.
Hey, why do I have this strong feeling that I am about to fall in glove with you.
Hey, you are up next. I hope you are on deck circle.
How good is your catch? Because I am falling for you.
I am about to calculate some pif at home, would you like to join?
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
I am falling for you. And I hope you have good catches, I do not want to reach the ground.
I am taking a chance; a joke? The Blue Jays. Somethng serious? My feelings for you.
I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package
I have been warming up this bench for you.
I hope you’re good at catching cause I’m starting to fall for you.
I just want something quick to fill a gap, let’s hook up on a one-year deal and then look at our option years later
I know I’m out of options, but I’ll fight my way in and prove to you that I can make your team into a contender
I think I glove you.
I think I will slamming something out of the park tonight.
I wield a big stick.
I’d got to bat for you, babe.
I’d lay down a sacrifice for you.
I’m an outfielder – I’ll catch you.
I’m an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.
I’m falling in glove with you.
If you date me, you’ll eventually see a diamond.
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
If you were a baseball could I hit a homerun
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
If you were a reliever, I’d sign you up to a three year contract with a vesting option
If you were an outfielder, would you catch me? Always?
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy b*tt? Cuz if you do, that’s cool. I’m not picky.
Just so you know, you would not have to worry about broken bats with me.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? I was just curious since this is Derek Jeter’s last season, if you had a chance to see him one last time before he retires? We could go if you’d like!
Like a platoon player, I’m dying to get some action
Looks like you’re the big ticket free agent, and I got a lotta money to spend.
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My dugout, or yours?
My love for you is like the A’s and Daric Barton: it never dies.
My split finger will have your knees buckling
Of all the b*tts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
Personally, I am not interested but the umpire in me wants your number so he can make the call.
Play in my extra innings, I guarantee I’m a long reliever
So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?
So, I am off base and my lead off is not any great. Would you let me take you on a date? That I could make great.
So, is it my dugout or yours?
So, you must be baseball, because I am hitting.
The game’s getting boring, wanna go back to my place and make it a blowout?
The only thing tender today is my heart for you
They call me “The Lead” because the A’s bullpen wants to blow me
They call me Derek Jeter because I got loose hips and I’m good at stroking balls away
They call me the Arizona D’Backs because I always play ball games late into the night
They say I’m like John Jaso because I’m all clear to be behind your plate all summer long
They say to bat me 2nd because I’m a good 2-h*le hitter
Two more follows and we can start the giveaway! Come on people, I draw pretty okay too
Uhhhh, my lead off’s not great, and though I may be off base, I’d like to take you on a date.
Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my b*tt
Us baseball players know our way around the bases.
Wanna come over and calculate some fip?
Wanna hear a joke? The Blue Jays. Wanna hear something serious? My love for you.
We must be in the bullpen because you’re warming me up.
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? Sorry, but you can’t use one on the Seattle Mariners winning a World Series championship just because they signed Robinson Cano for a decade-long contract.
I know you might get this a lot, but I could go bat for you.
What’s long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn’t it adorable?
What’s the “win probability” of me taking you home tonight, baby?
Why do you look so familiar? Oh yes, the third base coach. C’mon wave me home.
Would you just take one for the team, and go out with me?
Would you like me to show you my spitball?
Would you like to bat for me?
Would you like to know what else I can lay down for you? A sacrifice.
Would you permit me to pinch hit on you?
Would you sign me up for your fan club?
Yeah girl, I could take you to the ball, or I could bring the ball to you…
You are warming me up. Do we, by chance, happen to be in the bullpen?
You better get on deck circle because you are up next.
You better have a good catch, my trip for you is getting real.
You can call me the A’s because I’m destroying that Kitty right now
You know, I’ve never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
You look like a reliever, I’d like to sign you up for a lifelong contract with a vesting option.
You look like a third base coach who is going to wave me home.
You look like an angel, do you happen to be in the outfield.
You make my heart as spongey as the A’s infield
You’re a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
You’re getting a long one tonight, and I’m not talking about the Home Run Derby
You’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems! Just like Billy Beane when it comes to acquiring key baseball players who always get on base.
You’re like baseball: A thinkin’ man’s game.
You’re like baseball: I’d love to play you in front of a crowd.
You’re like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.
You’re quite the catch, baby.
Your pitch must have hit me because I’m feeling a little faint.