Best Funny Mexican Pick Up Lines for Her
Do you have an eye on a Latino or Mexican guy or girl? These Mexican pick up lines will help you impress a guy or girl you like. These pick up lines are conversation starters too. We have collected over 70+ best Mexican pick up lines in this post.
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Are you Mexican cause you should make me some burritos.
Are you Mexican cause? It would help if you made me some burritos.
Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.
Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce? Cause I’d like to lose your top.
Are you a bottle of Tabasco sauce?Cause I’d like to lose your top.
Are you a bud light lime? Because you look like a guilty pleasure.
Are you a tamale? ‘Cause, you’re hot.
Ay caramba! You’re hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.
Baby, is your taco dry? Let me add some of my secret sauce.
Baby, you’re the light in my corona.
Boy, let me make you a lovely, hot tamale.
Can I stuff your taco with my beef?
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
Chica, you’re like a piñata because I’d hit that!
****** boy, you can stick your taquito in my guacamole anytime you want!
Do you like jalapenos? Because I’m about to be jalapeno p**sy tonight.
Do you like jalapeños? Cause in a minute ill is jalapeños pants.
Do you like tacos? Well, cool, you like 75% of me.
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Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?I’m a very taco-tive person.
Do you want to dip your chips into my salsa?
Excuse me, Bonita seniorita, you dropped your halo.
Girl, are you a piñata? Because I hit that.
Girl, are you a piñata? Cuz I definitely hit that.
Hablas Espanol? No matter — my love needs no translation.
Hey baby, I have a green card.
Hey girl are you mexican, ’cause you illegally came into my mind.
Hey! Cabezon! Come here, girl.
Hey, chica! There’s like, a fiesta in my Pantalones, and you and your Amigas are invited.
Hey, girl, are you Mexican because you illegally came into my mind.
Hey, my friend just saw you from across the Salsa line. You’re the cause of the Hispanic attack.
Hey, you like chorizo?
Hola señorita would you like to be a señora?
I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here, I will save my life to show you love & affection.
I got the chorizo, you bring the eggs.Un-fertilized por favor.
I jumped the border to america. so I bet I can jump the border to you’re heart.
I see you’ve got some tequila there. Does that mean you’re willing to give me a shot?
I want to be Popocatépetl to your Iztaccíhuatl, except your not dead just ******ing drunk.
I want to put my burrito in your taco.
I would ****** your guacah*ley.
I would love to stuff your piñata.
I would totally ****** your guacah*ley.
I’d let you cross my border.
I’ll be the hot sauce on your taco.
Is your enchilada buttered?
I’d let you cross my border.
I’ll be the hot sauce on your taco.
Let me sauce up your taco meat, baby!
Look at you, chica, my soft-shell taco.
Mami is just a man cause you can be Juan.
May I add my guacamole to your taco?
May I take you out for some tamales señorita?
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico,maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Mexican Chat up lines, Jokes, Puns
Nice to meet you, now lettuce salsa.
Oh, girl, you’re so sweet. Can I get some of your horchatas?
Our bodies go together like Menudo and lemon?
Put some hot sauce on my enchilada? I need you to spice up my life
Someone told me I’m a rare Mexican Flower.
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There’s a fiesta in my gauchos, and you and your maracas are invited!
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
Will you be my baerrito?
Working Mexican tinder opener Let me sauce up your taco meat baby!
You and tequila make me crazy.
You are Mexican. You are a s*xican.
You had me at taco.
You make me feel like I just climbed out of my uncle’s trunk after driving 1100 miles over the border.
You want to dip your chips into my salsa?
You’re the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
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Your taco meat looks spicy,can I stuff your muff?
You’re rice, and I am the beans. Together, we are a combo plate of Bueno.
You’re the kind of girl I could see mariachi