Famous Art Museum Pick Up Lines
One of the best places to meet nice girls or guys is at a museum. You have art or artist subjects in front of you with which to begin a conversation. We’ve compiled a list of common pick-up lines that are both funny and flirty. To attract the cultured ones of your dreams, apply these art pick up lines in a museum or exhibition gallery setting.
Are you an artist?
Cuz you’re drawing me in
My favorite singer is Mick Jagger. He can’t get any satisfaction, and neither can I. Want to help me change that?
Hope you’re into the artistic type
Because I put the d in raw
On you, ‘wet’ is my favorite color.
You sure an artist!
How else could you have drawn my attention so beautifully?
I know we just met and this is crazy but here’s my number so call me maybe.
I’ll be the Paul to your McCartney.
Has anyone ever told you, you look just like Yoko Ono?
Are you a Shepard Fairey poster? Because I can’t believe you don’t already belong to someone else.
Are you lonesome tonight? I can help with that!
Girl, you’re so fine you could make an impression on Monet.
Are you Selena Gomez? Cause I love you like a love song baby.
Will you be my date to the folk festival?
Your haircut’s asymmetrical. Girl, I find it s*xual!
Hey is your mom an artist?
Because you’re a masterpiece.
Are your parents artists?
Because you’re a masterpiece
Are you a medium? Because I’d like to paint you on the carpet.
Are you into monochrome? Because I’d love to use my charcoal to color us black and white.
Are you the daughter of The David or did God finish sculpting perfection?
Aren’t you the model from my figure drawing class?
At first, I thought I was looking at a Monet, but you are so much more beautiful up close.
Baby, you’re so fine you could make an impression on MONET.
Are you an antique collector? Because I have some junk that hasn’t been touched in years.
Being around you makes me higher than attending Rob Pruitt’s ‘Cocaine Buffet.’
Call the Art Loss Register, ’cause you just stole my heart.
Do fries come with that juxtaposition of light and color
Do you have an audio tour, because I want to hear all about you?
Doesn’t it seem like all these paintings look alike?
Girl, GIMME THAT PUSSSAY.
Girl, you’re so fine you could make an impression on Monet.
Have you ever posed n*de?
Hey girl I bought Photoshop for the Magic Wand Tool ’cause I wanna make you my selection.
Hey girl I see a Futura with me and you.
Are you an artist? Cuz you’re drawing me in
Hey girl I wanna take my paintbrush and reproduce some Jackson Pollock on that face of
Hey girl I’d like to see twenty-four frames of you per second.
Hey, Girl, call me Rockwell ’cause I’d like to show you my slab-serif.
Hey, Girl, is your name Salvador Dali? because you are Persistently in my Memory.
Hey girl you shine so brightly I need to change my ISO to 100.
Hey girl, I know you don’t accept permanent loans but will you make an exception for my
Hey girl. Call the Art Loss Register, because you just stole my heart.
Hey girl. It may take me a few days to carefully do*****ent your verso and recto sides.
Don’t tell me that you’re an artist, you’re the only masterpiece here.
How about you and I go out by the pool and brush up on our strokes?
How bout you and I go downstairs and brush up on our strokes?
I came here wanting to see great art, but I never thought I’d see such a vision of
I love anatomy…especially yours.
I may not be a Yves Klein, but I’d be pretty blue if I couldn’t get your phone number.
I was not aware that living artists could exhibit themselves here…
I would drag you to a museum, but they said not to touch the masterpieces.
I would love to draw you. Would you pose for me?
I’d like to add you to my itinerary…in between V, I, and P.
I’d like to hang you up and nail you to the wall.
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
If I told you I like your body of work, would you hold it against me?
If I told you your body looked like the Met’s Aphrodite, would you hold it against me?
If I was an artist, you would be my picture!
If I were Tehching Hsieh and you were art, I definitely couldn’t stop doing you for a
If I were a painter, I’d put you down in the paint. I’d hang you by the Mona Lisa and put
that girl to shame.
If I were an art critic, I’d give you a ravishing review.
If you were Marina Abramovic I would sit in the MoMA lobby and stare at you all day.
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Is that a paintbrush in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Is your dad an art thief? Because you are a masterpiece.
I’d better put on my conservation gloves because you’re too beautiful to handle.
Let me be your Frank Gehry and I’ll be sure to properly balance your curves.
Like the Mona Lisa smile, I find your smile absolutely intriguing.
Nice to meet you. I would shake your hand but the sign says not to touch the masterpieces.
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
Real women have cubes
See that painting? I’d buy it for you if I had a million dollars.
Sorry for staring, I thought your face was a work of art.
The shade of black you are wearing really brings out your beauty.
Vincent Van Gogh out with me
Vincent Van Gogh: Ear’s lookin’ at you!
Would you mind if I tour the gallery with you?
You had me at the museum entrance.
You know, back in the 16th century, this kind of thing was taboo. How things change…
You must be a Richard Serra sculpture because I want to get involved with you, end up
stuck in a loop, then get spit out right where I started.
You must be a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall.
You must be an Anish Kapoor sculpture because I can see myself in you.
You must be an artist because I find myself drawn to you.
You’re a work of art – who sculpted you?
You’re so fine you could make an impression on Monet.
You’re the egg to my tempera.
Your pretty face sure would make a beautiful painting.
Your s**** figure sure would make an awesome sculpture.
You’re an artist? I’d let you draw me ***** anytime
you’re so Monet and you don’t even know it
your perfection infuriates postmodernists.
I hope you’ve made a list of interesting Art pick up lines to tell someone you like.