Best Flirty Car Pick Up Lines for Your Crush

Best Flirty Car Pick Up Lines for Your Crush

Best Flirty Car Pick Up Lines for Your Crush
Best Flirty Car Pick Up Lines for Your Crush

Do you have an eye on the girl who is working in a car showroom? Use these car pick up lines to impress the girl or guy while travelling by car. These cheesy, flirty car pick up lines are conversation starters too. We have compiled over 90+ best flirty pick up lines in this post.

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Are you as efficient with your hands as you are with your energy?

At least I have a car.

Can I adjust your rearview mirrorS?

Can I buy you a tank of gas?

Can I offer you a space to plugin and recharge?

Can I open your bonnet and check out your oil with my dipstick.

Can I park my car in your garage?

Can I put my dipstick in your oil h*le?

Can i open your bonnet and check out your oil with my dipstick.

Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system? I need directions to get into your pants.

Can you help me with my GPS? I need directions to find my way into your heart.

Did you get the cha*sis stiffener on your model?

Did you get the cha*sis stiffener on your model?

Did you have your car custom painted to match your eyes? Because they are both the most beautiful shade of _ (insert color) I’ve seen, and in this light, you seem to shimmer.

Did you just say “propulsion power?”

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I drive by again?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or I should drive around the block one more time?

Do you believe in love at first site or should I drive by again?

Do you know what the difference is between you and my car? I’d love to wreck you.

Do you like things battery operated?

Do you mind if I check out your exhaust pipe?

Do you think I could borrow a cup of power steering fluid?

Do you want to race? [long pause waiting for laughter to subside] Well, I guess we can’t race now. Why don’t you give me your phone number and we can arrange a time and place later?

Don’t let the compact size fool you.

Don’t worry, my energy levels never get low.

Don’t feel bad about going 5 under the speed limit, I wouldn’t want to damage you going too fast either.

Don’t let the compact size fool you.

Drive here often?

Ever had sex in bucket seats?

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Excuse me, ma’am, we’re going to have to ask you to turn down the wattage on that smile; you’re blinding the other drivers.

Excuse me. Do you believe in love at first site? And if not, would you mind waiting here while I drive around the block?

Guys drive big cars to make up for a lack of something else. Wanna know why I drive a Mini Cooper?

Hello. I’m sorry but I’m lost. Can you show me the road to happiness?

Hey Baby! I’ve changed the shocks of my car. Wanna try them?

Hey Baby! May I check your fluids with my dipstick.

Hey Girl! Who needs a pick-up line when you’ve got a pickup truck.

Hey Girl! You have a beautiful cha*sis, two lovely airbags, and a fantastic bumper.

Hey Girl! Your eyes remind me of my car headlights. So Bright, Big & Beautiful.

Hey Handsome! I will give you such a service that your motor will cease and your exhaust will fall off.

Hey babe, check your oil?

Hey baby! Ever heard of the dancing car? Get in and I will show you.

Hey baby! I got the biggest exhaust pipe you’ll ever see!

Hey baby! If you were a car, I’d drive you all night long.

Hey baby, if I was a car, I’d need some coolant, because you’ve got my engine overheating.

Hey baby, if I was a car, you’d have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.

Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d be willing to pay for new headlights.

Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d check your oil regularly.

Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d definitely run up the mileage.

Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d have to turn off your brights, because your headlights are blinding.

Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d jack you up and check out your undercarriage.

Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d let you jump me.

Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d totally wreck you.

Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d be willing to pay for new headlights.

Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d check your oil regularly.

Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d definitely run up the mileage.

Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d have to turn off your brights, because your headlights are blinding.

Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d jack you up and check out your undercarriage.

Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d let you jump me.

Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d totally wreck you.

Hey baby, if you were a car, all my friends would be asking to borrow you.

Hey pull over, your car is on Fire!

Hey, do you like your car? I was thinking of getting one for my mom.

Hey, sexy! wanna go for a test drive?

How about I shift my stick into something else…

How about we go to my garage and see what’s under the hood.

How many engines do you have under your hood?

I bet we could maximize on that kinetic energy.

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I bet your dual source of energy means you’re up for a good time.

I built a sleeping bed in the back of my truck, it seems there’s too much room for one.

I can feel my energy security rising when I am with you.

I don’t drive a car, but I’d love to walk you home!

I don’t need to keep my engine running when I am with you

I hate sitting in traffic like this, don’t you? Let’s get off at the next exit and have dinner while we wait this out. I’ll just follow you. You pick the restaurant!

I like things with more miles per gallon.

I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he climbed into the back seat of my crew cab.

I need some coolant because you’ve got my engine overheating.

I noticed your right front tire is a little low. You should check it out right away, or you could have a blowout.

I save so much energy with this car, I can put the leftover to good use.

If you were a Dodge, I’d RAM you.

If you were a car door, I would slam you all night!

Is your battery dead? Cause I’d love to jump you.

I’d drive a million miles for one of your smiles.

I’d love to jack you up and check out your undercarriage.

I’ll blow your apex seals.

I’m lost, can you tell me which road leads to your heart?

I’ve got a bed in the back of my truck, it seems there’s too much room for one…

My nuts are made of titanium.

Since gas prices are so high, I think you should carpool with me to dinner tonight.

They say some men drive really expensive cars to compensate for a small p*nis… Did I mention that I drive a 1978 Ford Pinto?

Those are some nice headlights, but there’s no need to put your high beams on… yet.

Will I get a chance to pop your clutch?

Would you like to blow my head gasket?

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Would you like to lubricate my camshaft?

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