Car Selfie Captions for Instagram
Car selfies are all the rage on Instagram right now, and the problem with car selfies is that they’re boring as heck, not creative at all and just plain old boring. It’s time to amp up your car selfie game and spice it up with some sassy captions! Here are 150+ best car selfie captions you can use in your next photo of your ride to add a little bit of humor and personality to your pictures.
A Car is not going to change your life, but it will definitely change your attitude.
A Man’s most expensive hobby.
A blind man walks into a bar… And a chair… and a table.
A dream without ambition is like a car without gas… you’re not going anywhere.
A man loves his girlfriend for a month, wife for a year and his car forever.
A new car might not change your life, but it changes your attitude.
A racing car is an animal with a thousand adjustments.
A selfie a day keeps the friends away.
Absolutely in love with our new wheels.
All of those cars were once just a dream in somebody’s head. Peter Gabriel
Always focus on the front windshield, not on the review mirror
And at the end of the day, your feet should be dirty, your hair messy and your eyes sparkling.
As ridiculously expensive as it is, I’m absolutely obsessed with my new whip.
Funny car selfie captions for Instagram
At a car dealership, the person who sells the car is the hero, and also gets the commission. But if the mechanics don’t service that car well, the customer won’t return.
Beat the odds, do numbers and remain humble.
Better buckle up, b*ttercup!
Born to lose, built to win.
Buying your dream car surely adds enjoyment and fulfillment to your life.
Buying your first new car makes you feel like royalty.
Car is for any person and every purpose.
Car is not a life-changer, but definitely an attitude builder.
Cars are the reason we, you know, people live or die.
Cars bring me sheer joy.
Cars is simply near and dear to my heart
Decluttering my life like Marie Kondo.
Do hard work in silence and let your new car make some noise.
Don’t dream it, drive it.
Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re not strong enough.
Don’t tell people your plans, show them your results.
Don’t you dare lie to me, you’ve definitely taken a selfie or two in your car.
Driving New Car Instagram captions.
Eat, sleep, drift, repeat
Electric cars are not going to take the market by storm, but it’s going to be a gradual improvement. Carlos Ghosn
Every day may not be good, but there is something good about driving a car every day.
Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.
Fast cars like Porsches and Ferraris – they are things of beauty. Rod Stewart
Feel the car, drive it and then show it.
Feel the car, drive it, and then show it.
Finding paradise wherever I go.
Happiness is the smell of a new car.
Hashtags can get your selfie seen by more people.
Hashtags can help your account get discovered and followed.
Hating me doesn’t make you pretty.
Here today, gone tomorrow.
I am who I am, your approval isn’t needed.
I backed my car into a cop car the other day. Well, he just drove off, sometimes life’s okay.
I couldn’t find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself. Ferdinand Porsche.
I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows!
I don’t pray for love, I just pray for cars.
I don’t pray for things, I work for that thing which I want.
I haven’t done this in a while so excuse me.
I just got a new car. I just need to put it together. They’re easier to steal piece by piece.
I know I’m lucky that I’m so cute.
I might be in a lac but I ain’t lackin’, this is my new car.
I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it. Ready to start a new adventure with my new car
I thought cars were essential ingredients of life itself
I tried to be normal once in my life, the worst two minutes of my life.
I want these zeroes (Audi logo) in my car, not in my exam paper
I wanted to end my life so bad and was in my car ready to go down that ramp into the water, and I did go part way, but I stopped. I went again and stopped. I then got out of the car and stood by the car a nervous wreck.
If you are not driving your dream car, go back to work
If you can’t take care of your car then don’t buy it.
If you know me, you know how excited I’m about my newest addition to the garage.
If you’re a guy and 1. Your taking a selfie and 2. Your biting your tongue…you need some serious help
Impressive and beautiful my new ( —Put your car name ).
In the end, we only regret the chances we didn’t take.
Indian car maker Tata motors, has unveiled the world’s cheapest car, which sells for 2000 dollars. The Tata is not the world’s most attractive car, but they look better when you push two of them together.
Car mirror selfie captions for Instagram
It doesn’t matter where you’re going, it’s who you have beside you.
It is not just four wheels and engines it’s home.
It’s good when you follow your dreams, It’s better when you drive your dream.
It’s not about the car you drive, It’s about the way you drive it.
I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT.
I’m the girl you’ll never be.
Just grab a friend and take a ride together upon the open road.
Just to be a mediocre driver has never been my ambition. That’s not my style.
Keep calm and drive on.
Let’s travel where the wifi is weak.
Life is too short to drive boring cars.
Lives change like the weather. I hope you remember today is never too late to be brand new.
Look at this beauty.
Look what finally arrived at my house today ….. and I will admit, it was worth the wait for the one I wanted.
Men love women but even more, than that men love cars.
My baby has arrived
My car is my pride and I’m not gonna lose it.
My first big-kid purchase.
My first childhood dream came true finally, I have my own brand new car.
My perfume? Oh no, I’ve just been sitting in my new car!
Never follow your dreams… Control your dreams…!!!
No one buys this for you, you have to earn it.
Not much has changed with the new owner, but it starts looking so good.
Nothing behind me, everything ahead of me, as is ever so on the road.
Nothing worth having comes easy.
Oh darling, let’s be adventurers.
Older cars tend to drive like older cars. That is not for me
Omg. Look at me. Instagram selfie.
Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.
Puts selfie on top of tree because I’m the star.
Real men don’t take selfies.
Rise up take courage and do it.
Roads were made for journeys, not destinations.
Roaring Dynamic Car Captions
Self-driving cars are the natural extension of active safety and obviously something we should do.
Seriously can’t believe she’s mine.
Smell of a new car is mind-blowing.
So, you’re on Instagram? You must be an amazing photographer.
Social media and Tv won’t buy you this wonderful car
Some things new are good too, especially the new car smell.
Start your car and take a ride of it.
Savage car Selfie captions for Instagram
Start your engine and speed on over.
Stronger the horsepower harder the pull.
That car was perfect, this cheered me up.
The First adult milestone.
The New addition to the collection.
The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man. Marshall McLuhan
The car is a character in the piece – I’ve never liked the car, I submitted to it’s objectionable popularity.
The cars we drive says a lot about us.
The law of attraction is a real thing, I can’t tell how long I’ve been imagining myself driving this beautiful car, and finally, dreams come true
The mountains are calling and I must go.
The sales boy said ” The car is sexy like its owner “
The tans will fade, but the memories will last forever.
The way I drive, the way I handle a car is an expression of my inner feelings.
The way you speak to yourself matters the most.
There is no such thing as a perfect person, but someone’s heart can have a perfect intention.
There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.
There’s a lot of stress… but once you get in the car, all that goes out the window.
This beautiful car and finally dreams come true.
This happened today, so much hard work and it’s paid off.
Time to hit the road.
To attract a girl, I wear a perfume called ” New car interior “.
To me, from me, happy new car day !!
Treat well your car and it will never give a single problem after.
Treat yo self!
Unleashing the beast.
We aren’t addicted to oil, but our cars are.
We dream of colors borrowed from the sea.
We have nothing to lose, and a world to see.
Whatever is good for your soul, do that.
Whatever you do in life, make sure it makes you happy.
What’s that, new Dolces? These here chrome heart. You need a key for yours? Me, mine will auto-start. Man I talk to the car, the car talk back. Then I step up out the car, watch the car back back.
When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible – cowards and fools.
When nothing goes right, go left instead!
Words can’t describe my love for this car.
Yesterday, I changed my WiFi password to “Hackitifyoucan”; today, someone changed it to “challenge accepted”.
You can’t show me an ad on TV with hard bodies and say I have to buy that car. You have to tell me why that car is better and safer than another car.
You see me rollin’ they hatin’
You see me rollin’ they hatin’
Your car is your attitude so wear it before going anywhere.
shift to success mode.
It’s not a case of ‘look at me in my car’; it’s more, ‘look at the car’. I like the idea of other people enjoying them, because everything has become a bit faceless and nobody likes the motor car any more.
work hard, stay humble, and make things happen.
“Don’t be jealous guys, there are soo many showrooms you can also purchase it from there.”
“If you can’t take care of your car then don’t buy it.”
“You can regret a lot of things but you’ll never regret being kind.