Funny, Cheesy, Dirty Dentist Pick up Lines
These are Funny, Cheesy, Dirty Dentist Pick up Lines. You can use these dentist pick up lines to impress someone you feel special or start an interesting conversation with them.
Are you a dentist? Because you leave a bad taste in my mouth
Are you a dentist? Because you’re so sweet I’m getting cavities
Are you my wisdom teeth? Because I don’t need you
Are you ready to get drilled?
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Baby, it’s time to probe your gaps
Can you feel this?
Can you stick your tongue out a little further for me?
Do you mind if I melt in your mouth?
Have you ever slept with a dentist? Want to?
Are you my wisdom tooth? Because something inside me is telling me to take you out.
He Romantic! I’m gonna drill you so hard that you’ll bleed
Hello there little lady, Looks like you’ve got a h*le that needs filling
Hey baby, I’m a dentist Why don’t you lie back and let me fill your cavities
Hey baby, if you were a polishing disc, you’d be superfine
Hey, girl want to know what kind of polishing disc you’d be? A superfine one
Hey girl, do you mind lying back? I’d love to fill your cavities.
Hey girl, if you were a tooth, you would be an upper left lateral incisor!
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Hey girl, it seems you have a h*le that needs some drilling.
I am going to punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly because I like you
I bet you floss regularly look at those pretty teeth.
I can see you’ve got a sweet tooth, no wonder you’re so into me.
Do you need dental floss? I’ll give you some for free if you have dinner with me
I could really use a mouth I’m drowning in the depths of your eyes.
I guess I’ll call you a dentist, cause I can’t smile without you.
I have a cavity in my heart and I wonder if you can fill it
I have some skittles in my mouth, just in case you want to taste the rainbow?
I hope you don’t mind getting drilled.
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I hope you’re ready for me to probe your gaps.
I need to fill your cavities
I shall now proceed to punch you in the mouth, with my mouth cause I really like you.
Good news, I lost some teeth today which means I have more room for your tongue in my mouth.
I want to melt in your mouth
I wish I would melt in your mouth
I wish you were my teeth so I could grind you in my sleep
I wouldn’t mind you having me in between teeth.
I’m drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now
I’m like a dentist, I’ll drill you and fill you
I’ve got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
If you were a tooth you’d be the upper left lateral incisor.
Is your father a dentist? Because you have a beautiful smile
It takes 43 muscles to frown and only 17 to smile, but it doesn’t take any to just sit
I’ll drill you so hard that you’ll be sore for a couple of days
I’m drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now
Good news, I lost some teeth today which means I have more room for your tongue in my mouth.
I’m going to drill you so hard, you’ll be sore for weeks
I’m like a dentist, I’ll drill you and fill you
I’m not a dentist But you look like you need a cavity filled
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I’m sorry I had to spit again but looking at you makes me salivate
I’m the only dentist who can drill you without you bleeding (insert wink)
Just stick your tongue out farther for me
Let’s play dentist; first I knock you out and then I fill all your cavities
Looks like you’ve got a sweet tooth
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My next appointment is 3 months from now, any chance of seeing you sooner, maybe over
dinner?
Open wide
Open wide… no not your mouth.
Please can you s*ck on this for just a second?
Smile, it lets your teeth breathe.
Hey girl! S*men contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth
Sometimes I wish you were my teeth so I can grind you in my sleep
Stick your tongue out farther for me
Stop undressing me with your eyes and use your teeth instead!
s*ck on this for just a second
The fact that I’m missing some teeth only means that there’s more room for your tongue
They say s**** contains calcium and zinc which prevent tooth decay, come down this
mouthwash sweetie.
Wanna know what has 148 teeth and can hold back the incredible hulk? My zipper
Well, you can call me a dentist cause I can drill and fill you.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper
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Would you like me to teach you how to floss?
You are so sweet, I think I’m having cavities.
You don’t have to undress me with your eyes Hunny, go on, use your teeth.
You have pretty teeth you must be a dentist
You must be a dentist because you make my mouth feel better
You must be a dentist because I can’t smile without you
You must be a dentist, ’cause you leave a bad taste in my mouth
You should smile, your teeth should breathe as well.
You sure have white teeth, you must brush them! (Redneck)
You’re drooling a bit
You’re so sweet I’m getting a toothache just looking at you
You have a nice smile Can I be your dentist?
You’ve got a great smile
You’re a piece of eye candy and I’ve got a sweet tooth
Your dad must be a dentist, you have such a beautiful smile
Your dad must be a dentist, you have such a beautiful smile.
Your enamel isn’t the only thing that’s hard.
Your gum looks quite sensitive, do you mind if I stab them with a prison shank.
Your gums look sensitive Let me stab them with this prison shank
Your teeth are like stars Slightly yellow and very far apart
Your teeth are pretty You look like you floss regularly
Your teeth are so pretty are you a dentist.
You’re a piece of eye candy and I’ve got a sweet tooth
You’re drooling a bit
You’re so sweet I’m getting a toothache just looking at you
You’re so sweet, looking at you gave me a toothache
You have a nice smile Can I be your dentist?
You’ve got a beautiful smile, I bet you floss regularly
You’ve got a great smile
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