90+ Funny, Cheesy, Dirty Dentist Pick up Lines

Funny, Cheesy, Dirty Dentist Pick up Lines

Funny, Cheesy, Dirty Dentist Pick up Lines
Funny, Cheesy, Dirty Dentist Pick up Lines

These are Funny, Cheesy, Dirty Dentist Pick up Lines. You can use these dentist pick up lines to impress someone you feel special or start an interesting conversation with them.

Are you a dentist? Because you leave a bad taste in my mouth

Are you a dentist? Because you’re so sweet I’m getting cavities

Are you my wisdom teeth? Because I don’t need you

Are you ready to get drilled?

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Baby, it’s time to probe your gaps

Can you feel this?

Can you stick your tongue out a little further for me?

Do you mind if I melt in your mouth?

Have you ever slept with a dentist? Want to?

Are you my wisdom tooth? Because something inside me is telling me to take you out.

Funny Dirty Dentist pick up lines

He Sexy! I’m gonna drill you so hard that you’ll bleed

Hello there little lady, Looks like you’ve got a h*le that needs filling

Hey baby, I’m a dentist Why don’t you lie back and let me fill your cavities

Hey baby, if you were a polishing disc, you’d be superfine

Hey, girl want to know what kind of polishing disc you’d be? A superfine one

Hey girl, do you mind lying back? I’d love to fill your cavities.

Hey girl, if you were a tooth, you would be an upper left lateral incisor!

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Hey girl, it seems you have a h*le that needs some drilling.

I am going to punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly because I like you

I bet you floss regularly look at those pretty teeth.

I can see you’ve got a sweet tooth, no wonder you’re so into me.

Do you need dental floss? I’ll give you some for free if you have dinner with me

Do you need dental floss I’ll give you some for free if you have dinner with me

I could really use a mouth I’m drowning in the depths of your eyes.

I guess I’ll call you a dentist, cause I can’t smile without you.

I have a cavity in my heart and I wonder if you can fill it

I have some skittles in my mouth, just in case you want to taste the rainbow?

I hope you don’t mind getting drilled.

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I hope you’re ready for me to probe your gaps.

I need to fill your cavities

I shall now proceed to punch you in the mouth, with my mouth cause I really like you.

Good news, I lost some teeth today which means I have more room for your tongue in my mouth.

I want to melt in your mouth

I wish I would melt in your mouth

I wish you were my teeth so I could grind you in my sleep

I wouldn’t mind you having me in between teeth.

I’m drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now

I’m like a dentist, I’ll drill you and fill you

I’ve got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

If you were a tooth you’d be the upper left lateral incisor.

Is your father a dentist? Because you have a beautiful smile

It takes 43 muscles to frown and only 17 to smile, but it doesn’t take any to just sit

I’ll drill you so hard that you’ll be sore for a couple of days

I’m drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now

Good news, I lost some teeth today which means I have more room for your tongue in my mouth.

Good news, I lost some teeth today which means I have more room for your tongue in my mouth.

I’m going to drill you so hard, you’ll be sore for weeks

I’m like a dentist, I’ll drill you and fill you

I’m not a dentist But you look like you need a cavity filled

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I’m sorry I had to spit again but looking at you makes me salivate

I’m the only dentist who can drill you without you bleeding (insert wink)

Just stick your tongue out farther for me

Let’s play dentist; first I knock you out and then I fill all your cavities

Looks like you’ve got a sweet tooth

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My next appointment is 3 months from now, any chance of seeing you sooner, maybe over
dinner?

Open wide

Open wide… no not your mouth.

Please can you s*ck on this for just a second?

Smile, it lets your teeth breathe.

Hey girl! S*men contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth

Hey girl! Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth

Sometimes I wish you were my teeth so I can grind you in my sleep

Stick your tongue out farther for me

Stop undressing me with your eyes and use your teeth instead!

s*ck on this for just a second

The fact that I’m missing some teeth only means that there’s more room for your tongue

They say s**** contains calcium and zinc which prevent tooth decay, come down this
mouthwash sweetie.

Wanna know what has 148 teeth and can hold back the incredible hulk? My zipper

Well, you can call me a dentist cause I can drill and fill you.

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper

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Would you like me to teach you how to floss?

You are so sweet, I think I’m having cavities.

You don’t have to undress me with your eyes Hunny, go on, use your teeth.

You have pretty teeth you must be a dentist

You must be a dentist because you make my mouth feel better

You must be a dentist because I can’t smile without you

You must be a dentist, ’cause you leave a bad taste in my mouth

You should smile, your teeth should breathe as well.

You sure have white teeth, you must brush them! (Redneck)

You’re drooling a bit

You’re so sweet I’m getting a toothache just looking at you

You have a nice smile Can I be your dentist?

You’ve got a great smile

You’re a piece of eye candy and I’ve got a sweet tooth

Your dad must be a dentist, you have such a beautiful smile

Your dad must be a dentist, you have such a beautiful smile.

Your enamel isn’t the only thing that’s hard.

Your gum looks quite sensitive, do you mind if I stab them with a prison shank.

Your gums look sensitive Let me stab them with this prison shank

Your teeth are like stars Slightly yellow and very far apart

Your teeth are pretty You look like you floss regularly

Your teeth are so pretty are you a dentist.

You’re a piece of eye candy and I’ve got a sweet tooth

You’re drooling a bit

You’re so sweet I’m getting a toothache just looking at you

You’re so sweet, looking at you gave me a toothache

You have a nice smile Can I be your dentist?

You’ve got a beautiful smile, I bet you floss regularly

You’ve got a great smile

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