40+ Best Flirty History Pick Up Lines for Your Crush

Best Flirty History Pick Up Lines for Your Crush

History is really an interesting subject. Use these history related pick up lines to impress the guy or girl who is a history student. These cheesy, flirty history pick up lines help you get a date with the guy or girl you like. We have collected over 40+ best history pick up lines in this post for your crush.

Hey, girl are you history? Because I’d love to go down on you.

If you were my tour guide you could study my history!

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I’m learning about important dates in history Wanna be one of them?

I was working on my family history. Do you think it’s too early to list you as a spouse?

History will be written by Men who ride Hogs.

Girl, our romance could become a pizza history.

I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?

I may not go down in history But I’ll gladly go down on you

The only history I wanna create.. Is a history of you and me…

Use this one in school U know I want to have 2 classes with you next year chemistry and history

Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.

I’ve got a stimulus package waiting for you in my pants.

Baby I’ll make you see stars and stripes.

Are you a union worker with a history of anarchy?

Excuse me but I’m looking for weapons of ***** destruction.

You must be the eighth wonder of the world!

I’d like to get your opinion on my poll.

My names huey long and I can share some wealth.

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Baby you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.

Are you from Medieval Times?, cause you Sir Gagsalot!

I have s*x like I fight a war; I got no exit strategies.

I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because i’m drunk on you.

Did you invent the airplane?, cause you seem Wright to me.

I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.

Best Flirty History Pick Up Lines for Your CrushPin
Best Flirty History Pick Up Lines for Your Crush

You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.

I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.

Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!

Are you the Manhattan project? I’ve gotta say – you’re bomb.

You must be a Quaker, because I could William Penn-etrate you for hours.

Girl, after tonight, I won’t be the only one needing a wheelchair.

I’m sorry I wasn’t part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?

If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.

Are you an early hominid? Because I’ve got a Homo Erectus right now.

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If you were President, you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.

You may not be my First Lady, but I’ll make you feel like Jackie OH!

My chad won’t be hanging if you let me punch that h*le.

Do you like history, because were gonna make history tonight.

How would you like to take a ride on Air Force One?

I don’t need a CRS report to tell me how beautiful you are.

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I’d love to have a discussion with you about Bush, ****, and Colin.

Is your name Maya? Because I’d like to sacrifice you to the gods.

I asked Barack Obama if you and I could get together later, and he said “Yes, you can”.

I must be the U.S. Capital. Because my statues of freedom can be seen from miles away.

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