100+ Best Fruit Pick Up Lines for Her

Best Fruit Pick Up Lines for Her

If you were a fruit, you would be a fine apple. Use these fruit pick up lines to impress your girlfriend. We have compiled over 100+ best fruit pick up lines for you.

Ahhh, Baby! Your ***** reminds me of the melons of my Orchard.

Anyone ever told you if you were a vegetable, you would be a CUTE*****ber?

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Are you a frito cause you’re really corny.

Are you really a lava cake at a restaurant? Because I want you. But can I trust you?

Call me if you ever get hurt; I give lemon-aid!

Care for a dance? Cause it takes two to mango!

****** girl, you sure know how to farm! Cause’ you are growing my stalk!

If I ever let meat in my body, it would be yours. (For vegetarians)

If I ever let meat in my body, it would be yours. (For vegetarians)Pin

Darling! If you’d be a fruit, you must be a date cause I loved to eat a date.

Dear! Aren’t you spicy? Cause you make my heartburn

Fun fact dear! you’re a peach, and I could eat a peach for hours.”

Girl! You’re the apple of my eye.

Girls are as unpredictable as apple,,,,,,,,,,, because it could be sweet or bitter from inside.

Glum looks unattractive on you, sugar plum.

Have you ever heard about the fruity? It’s a game……. Where you pop up your cherry with my banana.

Here’s my number, kale me maybe?

Hey babes! You’d be a sensual lip as like as red strawberry.

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Hey guy! Do you want to eat my oranges all night?

Hey, hot pepper! Would you like to ****** my banana?

Best Fruit Pick Up Lines for HerPin
Best Fruit Pick Up Lines for Her

Honey! I think you are a mango because you make man-goes from himself.

Honeydew you eat a lot of mangoes? Cause you make a man-go crazy!

How about we go back to my place and cook up something to write about on my food blog?

How do you take your watermelon seeds, spat out or swallowed?

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How about we take advantage of the harvest season?

How big does your squash grow?

I am a doctor, and people used to call me Dr. G**** with silent G.

I am very passionate about keeping the peas (hold up a bag of peas) on earth.

I bet I’d got bananas for you and never wanna split.

I can’t wait to have you, we’d make a PEARfect couple!

I don’t know about planting eggs but I do know I’ve got a m*****ive eggplant.

I fall in love with your sensational apples.

I froze some raspberries last summer; 😛 you’re hot enough to defrost them. 🔥

I have a date>>>> Will you let me know when you will be free?

I have a vast, challenging, and juicy………………. Red carrot.

I have something for you that is long, hard, and has juice in it. (pull out a cucumber)

I hope you like carrots cause I’ve got a black belt in Carrate!

Got any raisins? [No…] How about a date? You make my banana cream and I’m not talking about pies!

Got any raisins [No…] How about a date You make my banana cream and I’m not talking about pies!Pin

I hope you like dates cause I’m really looking forward to enjoying one with you.

I know, I know, I s*ck at pickup limes.

I love you from my head tomatoes

I loved to eat fruit salad with you.

I might have to see the dentist cause Orange you so sweet.

I really like you so kiwi be friends?

I want to share 😉 a paopu fruit with you. ^_^

I want to spank you like a disobedient avocado and then eat you out after.

I would live in a cornfield if it would make you stalk me.

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If I was a fruit fly, so I land on you first cause you look like honey.

If you and I were a fruit, then you’d be a fine apple, and I’d be your banana, and we together could produce pears.

If you were a berry, I would turn you into jam and eat you all winter.

If you were an apple in a large orchard, I would still pick you!

If you will be mine, I lime yours.

If you’d be a berry, I would turn you out in a jam and eat all in the winter.

If you’d be a fine apple, so I cut you smoothly with my knife.

If you’ll try my zucchini, your peach would be an amazing snack!

Do you like strawberries or blueberries? Because I want to know which pancakes I have to make you in the morning.

Do you like strawberries or blueberries Because I want to know which pancakes I have to make you in the morning.Pin

If you’re a fruit? Then you’d be g****s cause your g****s are sour.

Is your banana? Because you’re a-****ling.

It’s that time of the year so, will you be my Valen-Lime?”

I’d say you’d be a fineapple if you were a fruit but you already know that.

I’d turn vegan for you.

I’ll bet you’ve got the sweetest juice, cause you are berry cute.

I’ll trade you two pineapples for a go at your cucumber.

I’m a doctor and I’m good at what I do. They call me Dr. G****…The G is silent

I’m not the greatest guy but I promise you I’m not a peach of ******.

I’m not trying to sweeten you out but honeydew you know how fine you look right now?”

I’ve bean thinking about you all day.

Keep patience, Cuz it would always be fruitful in the end.

Let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich. I know I’d fill you nicely.

Let’s pretend you’re a farm and I’ll be the table. We could make a sumptuous farm-to-table meal.

Maybe I’m not 8 inches but this banana is still worth ****ling.

Olive you so much even though it hurts.

Our love messed up like fruit salad.

Peas be mine, you make my heart skip a beet!

Sweetheart, why you speak so acrid? Are you eating bitter gourd?

The apple don’t fall far from the tree, so you must come from a family of hotties..”

They don’t stare at me. What can I do? If your lemons have not enough guts to drink the juice of my watermelons.

Those are a lovely bunch of coconuts. I’d like to have a taste of what’s inside.

To take bananas in winters is no less than an adventure.

We could be runaway lovers, but I cantaloupe.

We should definitely forage together when the rains come.

We should plant seeds together, with my hoe cultivating your land – we’d have the best fruits.

Why I’m feeling thirst? I think I just need your delicious melons juice.

Why are you so “a-****ling”? You’re probably a banana.

Would you mind if I borrow your cherries?

You are as tangled as fruit salad cause I could never understand you.

You are juice the cutest!

You are the berry best, you make my heart beet!

You might be known already, but your tomatoes are too juicy.

You must be a farm lover because you’ve grown some fabulous melons.

You must be a raisin, cause you’re a raisin my eggplant.

You my darling are one in a melon and in a berrylion.

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You probably know this already but your tomatoes look so juicy

You should totally go on a date with me, I’ll make you cheery as a cherry!

You’re the fruit of Lehi’s dream……… the most prestigious for me.

You’ve got a peach of my heart.

Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew :-* you know how fine you look right now?

Are you a strawberry or blueberry person?” Cause I need to know what kind of pancakes to order for you in the morning.

Do you like cherries? If not can I have yours?”I bet we´d make a cute pear.

Hey, ever heard of this fruity game… I pop your cherry with my banana.

Honeydew you know how s**** you look?

I would be broken if you go, because you hold the Kiwi to my heart.

You must be a farm lover because you´ve grown some nice melons.

Try these romantic, flirty fruit pick up lines with your girlfriend to start a great conversation with her. Thanks for reading.

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