Best Geology Pick Up Lines for Your Crush
Are you looking for Geology pick up lines? You are in the right place. You and your crush may be interested in Geology. Use these geology pick up lines to impress him or her. We have collected over 80+ best geology pick up lines in this post.
Let’s make like continents and smash… slowly.
can’t stop thinking about what is under your topsoil.
Are you a sample of carbon because I’d like to date you
Are you a secondary impact of a volcano? Cause you’re on fire
Are you a tectonic plate? Because I feel us diverging together.
How many dormant volcanoes do you have? Because I bet I could activate all of them.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you.
Are you an Amber? Because I want to be inside you like the masquito in Jurassic Park.
Are you an aftershock of an earthquake because I think I’m falling for you all over again
Are you made mostly of sedimentary rock? Because you´re gorge.
Baby, I’m harder than anything on the Moh’s Scale.
Baby, opposites attract so why don’t you and me form an Ionic bond.
Baby, you are hard as a diamond, but I bet I could break you.
Geologists and pros****utes share two things in common, we both hammer our subjects and we both know how to make your bedrock.
Big girls are beautiful’? well of coarse you are!!
Can I take a core sample?
Did you hear oxygen and magnesium got together? OMg!
Don’t take me for granite, I can be an ultramafic lover!
Did you know that kissing a geologist can make you feel an earthquake?
Geology Rocks, I really dig it.
Girl, I will never take you for granite!
Girl, are you silty? Because you look fine to me.
Girl, did you know geologists don’t wrinkle? They show lineation!
Hey are you 10 on the Richter scale? Because you rock my world.
Hey baby, my rocks are gneiss. Don’t take them for granite.
Hey beaby, we don’t need to frack to make the bed rock.
Hey girl are you sedimentary rock because I love how many layers there are to your personality.
Hey girl, I’ll be Kaibab, you be Toroweap, and let’s have inter tonguing relationships.
Hey girl, did you know that geologists will date anything?
Hey girl, did you know that mountains aren’t just funny, they’re hill areas! [hilarious]
Hey honey, why don’t you check out my cleavage?
Hey lovely, I really like your facies.
Are you strategically arranged carbon atoms? Because you shine like a diamond.
How about we go behind that rock and become a little boulder.
I hear where you’re from, subduction leads to orogeny.
I knew you were rubble when you walked in.
I need a sample for Optically Stimulated Luminescence… Can I look where the sun don’t shine?
I need to check your topography. Trust me, I’m a geologist.
I really dig you!
I think I might need a retaining wall to stop my jaw from dropping…
I wanna make your bedrock.
I was thinking of you and the earth started shaking.
I wish you were a conglomerate cause I’d love to have you round
I would ask you out but I need to be a little boulder.
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If we were an earthquake… I’d be the S wave and you’d be the P wave, because you would be the first to come.
Is that Halite in your pants? Because there’s only one way to be sure…
Is that a belemnite in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a pick axe in your pocket?
Is that my Horst your Graben?
Are you Geologist? Cause girl you’ve just given me a volcanic eruption! So hilarious!
Is that the summit of Mt. Everest or are you just happy to see me?
Is that your Smec****e swelling or are you just happy to see me?
I´ll directionally drill your horizontal bed.
I’d like to hammer away at your s******ensides…
I’d love to explore your longitudes and la****udes.
I’d sure like to petrify your wood.
I’ll be your overburden any day.
I’m a geologist and I’m hung like a horst.
I’m looking for diamonds. Can I go deep into your mine?
Lava is red, tsunamis are blue ,If you were a case study, I’d choose you
Let’s make like tectonic plates and grind against each other.
My favorite geological features are created under pressure.
My heart skips a beat when my eyes meteors… Cos you’re out of this world!
Of all the rocks in all the mountains… I’d pick you.
PHEW! Is that a magma intrusion or is it getting hot in here?
Please don’t tell me that’s an impermeable rock.
Show me your dunes.
Wanna see my pocket penetrometer?
Want to go back to my place for some geospatial *****ysis?
Was that a Supervolcano or did you just blow me away?
Will you teach me about plate tectonics?
Wow you have no idea how ‘gorge’ous you are…
Yeah baby, when things get hard my standard penetration tests have high blowcounts.
You are hot to the core aren’t you?!
You ever heard about the Moh´s Scale? You just got me to 10.
You girl, I’ll be Kaikab, you be Toroweap, and let’s have inter tonguing relationships
You have perfect cleavage, wanna test my hardness?
You have wonderful cleavage. I’d like to investigate your bedding.
You know when I said we’d be together forever? I hope you believed me when I ‘Sediment’ it.. wink
You make my clinometer reading rise.
You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive.
You rock me to the core.
You rock my world.
Your place or your mine?
You’ remind me of longshore drift.. Because you just swept me away. Do you even rift?
You’re a 9.5 on the Richter Scale of s*xiness.
You’re causing a thermal expansion in my pants.
You’re making me as hot as molten magma.
Use these geology pick up lines to start a interesting conversation with someone special. Thanks for reading.