Best Dirty Halloween Pick Up Lines
Halloween is one of the ideal times to meet attractive women or men. Halloween is frequently *****ociated with stunning costume parties that are a lot of fun. Use these Halloween pick up lines to impress your date and get the conversation started. Using the appropriate pick up lines that correspond to their Halloween costumes is usually a winner.
Am I ap-****ling to you? (Banana)
Are you a ghost sweetheart? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
Are you dressed up as Beyonce? Cause you look Boo-ti-licious
Are you dressed up as a tree baby? Cause you’re giving me wood.
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure (Pirate)
At this point, I’ll take anything. (Prisoner)
Baby, I’m a necrophiliac. How good are you at playing dead?
Baby, I’m burning for you.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty
Can I call you my boo?
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more? (Skeleton)
That’s a nice p**sy; the costume is pretty good too. (Black Cat)
Do you really remember Cleopatra? I’ll make you forget her! (Vampire)
Don’t toy with my Heart (Chucky)
Don’t worry, those warts on my face aren’t anywhere else.
Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package? (UPS Guy)
Gees, What cute kids. Would you like to go back to my place and practice?
Girl, do my groin rise from the dead.
Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
Hello, I am the answer to your prayers. (Angel)
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
Hey Cinderella, must be the time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back? It’s the only one I’ve got, to
fall in love with you at first sight.
Hey pumpkin sweetheart – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Hey there, ever done it in a cardboard box? (Hobo)
Hey there, have heard that rigor mortisis the new Viagra? (Zombie)
Hey, Are you made of candy? (Why?) because you look sooo sweet!
Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do with you in them!
Hey, Baby, did you know they call me PumpkinHead?
Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to
Hey, sweetheart, did you know they call me PumpkinHead?
Hi, I’m a zombie, can I eat you out?
I am a mean green machine
I am drawn to your light. (Mothman)
I can see a date in our future.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
I don’t have a costume for Halloween , could I go as your boyfriend.
I don’t know what the trick is sweetheart, but you certainly are a treat.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Do you have a little zombie in you?…Would you like to?
I have got your love on Loch.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose you better stay with me tonight.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine? (Witch)
I love you pumpkin!
I might not be a vampire, but I sure know how to s*ck.
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
I wanna bob for your apples.
I want a taste of your Milky Way.
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I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
I want to bob yo ‘ apples.
I want to put my Tootsie Roll in your basket.
I want to take a ride on your broomstick baby?
I will eat you out. (Hannibal)
I will give you my heart and this other guy’s heart.
I will make you scream.
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
Have you ever considered being a wonder woman for Halloween?
I’m an animal in the bedroom. (Werewolf)
I’m head over heels for you. (Headless Horseman)
I’m no vampire sweetheart but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all
I’m really good with my organ. (Phantom of the Operas)
I’m really great with tongues (Harry Potter)
I’m tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
I’ve got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
If I were a zombie, I’d eat you first.
If you don’t know what to be for Halloween, just dress up as a ghost with me. I’ve got a
a couple of sheets for us to get under.
If you play your cards right, you might be the one who s*cks tonight. (Vampire)
If you think I’m hot now baby, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
If you were a jack-o’-lantern, I’d totally light your candle.
If your left leg was Halloween and your right leg was Christmas, could I visit you in
between the holidays?
Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?
Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?
Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Is that candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, sweetheart?
Is that some candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
It’s alive! It’s alive! (Frankenstein)
It’s almost midnight sweetheart. I can’t wait to see what you turn into.
It’s not that I don’t love your costume. It’s just that I am literally dying to see
what’s underneath it.
I’ll let you Slytherin my Gryffindor.
I’ll make you scream.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
I’m trying to work up the nerve to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach.
And worms. And maggots.
Good thing I’m here, it has to be illegal to look that good. (Policeman)
I’ve got a rubber mask and you’ve got the candy- let’s go trick or treating.
I have this hunger inside of me that I’ve never felt in my entire life.
Let’s go for a bite. (Vampire)
Let’s head back to your place since I’m going there anyway. (Devil)
Like to play with my Halloween candy bag!
Listen to them, children of the night. Let’s give them some competition.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
My dad’s a doctor, ya know? (Frankenstein)
My name isn’t Sully, but you could be my Boo.
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
My striped stockings would look great on your bedroom floor.
Nice pumpkins! And I like your b**bs, too.
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down. (Nurse)
Of course, I like long walks by the moonlight. Just no cuddling by the fireplace. That
reminds me of torches and angry mobs. (Frankenstein)
Oh my, you look dead, s****. (Zombie)
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can’t help myself.
Pardon me. I hate to interrupt, but you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back? It’s
the only one I’ve got, to fall in love with you at first sight.
Please come home with me. You never know what I’ll turn into, at midnight!
Please say you love me for my body again. (Frankenstein)
Please, Lady, come home with me. You never know what I’ll turn into, at midnight!
Prove that I’m not a zombie? Well, your brain is pretty much the only part of you I’m
not interested in.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
That is quite a booty you’ve got there. (Pirate)
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
That pirate outfit looks really hot on you. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t
have the guts.
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve
already swept me off my feet.
That’s a nice set of buns you got there, mind if I stick my foot-long there? (Hotdog)
The skeleton over there didn’t have the guts to get your number for me, so here I am.
There’s no trick in these pants.
Till death do us part and then some dear. (Frankenstein)
To a pirate: That’s quite a booty you’ve got there.
To the cute zombie: You look dead s****. Mostly dead, but still s****.
To the girl not wearing a costume: Lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like
an angel every day.
Trick or treat at my place and I guarantee you’ll get a full-size Snickers bar!
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
Wanna find out how many ******s it takes to get to the center of my Tootsie Pop?
Wanna scissor? (A Nightmare on Elm Street film )
Wanna see my Trojan Horse? (Greek)
Wanna see my little green thing?
Wanna try something I’m working on. I call it love potion number 69.
Want to be part of my costume? I’ll let you under my sheets. (Ghost)
Want to find out what I turn into at midnight?
We were made for each other. (Frankenstein’s bride)
What up, would it offend you if I humped your leg? (Werewolf)
What’s a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
When I give you my hand in marriage, it will take on a literal meaning that nobody
When I saw you walk in, I got so hot, my skin melted. Literally. Around here, it’s an
Who am I to judge a woman because she has two left feet? (Frankenstein)
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
Why’d you dressed up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the
most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
You complete me, literally. (Frankenstein)
You know what they say… Big Feet.
You look dead s****. Literally.
You look so good, you’re making my man-bits rise from the dead.
You make me hard.
You must be tired because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
You must love Halloween! You don’t need to change to dress up as an angel.
You should come back to my place and meet my p**sy.
You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.
You should try my famous candy-corn chowder. Wanna come over for dinner next Friday?
You wanna take a ride on my broomstick?
Your costume looks complicated. Need help taking it off?
Your mausoleum or mine? (Frankenstein)
Your were such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
Your treat or mine?
You’re giving me shivers… and not because of that costume.
You’re the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.
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