Are you looking for medical pick up lines? You are in the right place. Use these medical pick up lines to impress the girl who is a medical student. Try these pick up lines to start an interesting conversation with someone special. we have compiled over 50+ best medical pick up lines in this post.
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Best Flirty Medical Pick Up Lines
- Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life 😉
- Am I a non-compe****ive inhibitor? Because I want to attach to your posterior region!
- Am I attracted to you or is it just volatile blood sugars?
- Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me s****chless…
- Are you COPD? Because you take my breath away.
- Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have acute-phase! (a-cute-face*)
- Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
- Are you an anesthesiologist? Because, baby, you sure do know how to knock out my senses!
- Are you drowning? Because I’m feeling the urge to give you CPR.
- Are you epinephrine? Cuz baby you make my heart race….
- Are you my appendix? Cause I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out!
- Are you my appendix? I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
- Better grab the AED… you just made my heart stop!
- Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
- Can I be your ophthalmologist ‘cause I can’t stop looking into your eyes.
- Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
- Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
- Did you cut my phrenic nerve? Because baby, you take my breath away.
- Don’t you worry baby, my ligand and your receptor are perfect for each other.
- Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
- Excuse me, are you osteoporosis? Because you’re giving me a serious bone condition!
- Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
- Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
- Hey I’m a medullary thyroid carcinoma and you’re a pheochromocytoma. We’re MEN 2B
- I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
- I get all Kluver-Bucy around you.
- I hope someday to be your emergency contact.
- I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we’re both afebrile.
- ICU in my dreams.
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- If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
- If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me? smooth or rough? 😉
- If I were a coronary artery… I’d be wrapped around your heart!
- If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase: So I could unzip your genes!!
- If you were a concentration gradient, I’d go down on you..
- Is that a reflex hammer in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me!
- I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
- I’m a med student, trust me, I KNOW how to palpate you right! 😉
- I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
- Let’s exchange genetic information!
- My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
- Nice antibody. Wanna conjugate?
- Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
- The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
- Wake up happy! Sleep with an anesthesiologist!
- Wanna go study some anatomy?
- What do you and a febrile patient have in common? You’re both hot.
- Why study an embryo when we can make one!
- Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
- You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
- You get my heart racing like an epinephrine drip.
- You have 206 bones in your body, want one more?
- You make my heart have Premature Ventricular Contractions
- You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
- You raise my dopamine levels.
- You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go..
- You’re systemic and I’m pulmonary. Though we may be divided, together we are one.
- You’re the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won’t save me.
- You’d better be a cardiologist, because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.