Best Nurse Pick Up Lines
Do you have an eye on the girl who is working as a nurse? These nurse pick up lines will be useful for you. Use these flirty, cheesy pick up lines to impress a nurse or a medical staff. These nurse pick up lines are conversation starters too. We have collected 65 best flirty nurse pick up lines in this post.
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- Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me s****chless.
- Are you a cardiac nurse, but I need someone to take care of my heart.
- Are you a nurse? Because you cured my erectile disfunction.
- Are you a pulmonary embolism? ‘Cause I can’t breathe when I’m around you.
- Are you lost Ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
- Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
- As someone as good as you at listening to hearts, you certainly aren’t listening to yours to go out with me.
- Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
- Can you be my proximal because I don’t want to be distal to you.
- Can you check my heartbeat? I think it’s beating too fast because of you.
- Can you show me how to do mouth-to-mouth, on me?
- Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
- Did you hear that? Even my heart murmurs “I Love You!”
- Did you hear that? Even my heart murmurs, “I love you!”
- Do you believe in love at first site, or do I have to walk by again?
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just sc****d my knee falling for you.
- Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
- Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
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- Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
- Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you.
- Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
- Hey girl, you’re like a car accident, because I can’t look away.
- Hey, are you a conditioned stimulus? Because you’re making me drool.
- I am developing astigmatism. But when I’m with you I can see clearer.
- I am hemophilic for you, because you paint my town red!
- I can do rapid clothing removal so fast that you’d be amazed.
- I don’t think I’m fine, my heart just skipped a beat because of you.
- I don’t want an apple a day, because I don’t want you to go away.
- I hope you passed CPR because you’re taking my breath away.
- I love the way you make me vasodilate.
- I might need life alert, because I’ve fallen in love with you and can’t get up.
- I need a life. Please lower your standards and go out with me.
- I need an inhaler because you just took my breath away.
- I need medical attention! I hurt myself pretty bad falling for you.
- I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
- I think my vestibulocochlear nerve is damage, I keep falling for you.
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- I wish I were your coronary artery, so I can be wrapped around your heart.
- Is it just my olfactory or you just really smell good.
- Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
- Is that a stethoscope around your neck, because I think my heart just skipped a beat.
- Is there something in your eye? Oh wait, its just a sparkle.
- Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat.
- Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you’re giving me a serious bone condition.
- I’ll shock the socks off you.
- I’m a medic, I know your body better then you do!
- I’m an expert in mouth-to-mouth.
- I’m familiar with Latex and restraints.
- I’m no organ donor, but I’d happy to give you my heart.
- I’m not an organ donor but I’d give you my heart anytime.
- Look ! I’m dying here. If you want me to survive, please go out with me.
- My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you.
- Please don’t be too sweet. I might get diabetes!
- Stop being so sweet! I might get diabetes!
- They don’t call me Bones because I’m a doctor.
- Those clothes look uncomfortable… need me to cut them off for you?
- Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.
- Wanna feel safe tonight? Sleep with an EMT.
- We should get some coffee because I’m liking you a latte.
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- We should study some anatomy together.
- You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
- You get my heart racing like an epinephrine drip.
- You make my dopamine levels all silly.
- You must be the cure for Alzheimer’s, because you’re unforgettable.
- You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
- You’re like a car accident, I just can’t look away.