Best Flirty Plumber Pick Up Lines for Her
Do you have an eye on the guy or girl who is working with pipes or fixtures? Use these plumber pick up lines to impress the guy or girl you like. Try these flirty, cheesy plumber pick up lines to start an interesting conversation with him or her. We have collected 66 best plumber pick up lines in this post.
Are you a plumber? Because I am getting wet for you.
Are you a plumber? Because I need you to come fix this leak.
Are you a plumber? Because I need you to pump and clean my pipes.
Are you crying? Babe, I am a plumber, and I will fix your tears from your beautiful eye fixtures.
Are you dripping wet? Because I will plug your itch tonight.
Are you happy to see me or are those pipes in your pants.
Babe, I see our point of connection.
Babe, by the time I am done with you. You will have a jump in your water meter.
Babe, don’t leave me out by the curb stop, I want to connect my supply line into you.
Babe, how about some real head instead of a shower head.
Call me a plumber. Because I never fail at laying some pipe.
Can I screw and tighten you ? You seem to be at a high potential.
Can I tinker with your pipes?
Do you know why women call me the plumber. Because of how well I lay the pipe down.
Do you need a handyman? I am a plumber who could use my pipes & wrenches.
Forget about your ex, it’s time for some serious repiping.
Girl you wet? I will fix your drips tonight.
Girl, I got the wrenches. And I want to connect my pipes to your leaks tonight.
Girl, I would tap your water line any day.
Girl, feel free to get down to access my pipes.
Girl, this pipe doesn’t fix itself. It’s time for you to give it a hand job.
Girl, you got a clogged line? I know the perfect way to snake your drain.
Girl, you so hot, you extend my pipes.
Girl, you turn me into a spray hose.
Girl, your fixtures need my caulking.
How about I fully extended my snakes and see how far we could go down tonight.
How about we do my pipe cleaning & your drain cleaning at the same time.
I am a plumber, I know how to deal with all kinds of liquids.
I am a plumber, and I want to tap into your existing water line.
I am a plumber, because babe you are gonna get piped.
I do all my plumbing, I know how to pump and flush some pipes.
I don’t normally plunge into a relationship, but tonight I’ll make an exception.
I have a dirty job. I’m a plumber.
I hope you’re a plumber because you got my pipe leaking
I hope you’re a plumber. Because you’ve got my pipe leaking.
I know plumbing babe, want to see how my water can move inside you.
I lay pipes the right way.
I may not look it, but I got the pipe to connect the water main into your life.
I see our futures in some quick connect fittings.
I s*ck at plumbing, I always make woman’s small leak into big squirt.
I wanna flush your pipes, baby.
I want my pipes through your O-ring.
I’ll only use rigid pipe in your rim h*les.
I’m a plumber, and I can clean your pipes all day.
I’m a s*cker for a man who knows how to use his equipment.
I’m not an expert in plumbing, but I know that you’d be able to tighten my nuts.
If my pipes don’t fit, we could always add more lubricant.
If there’s anything I know how to do the right way… it’s lay pipe. I’m happy to prove it!
Is that your boyfriend? Because that’d throw a real wrench in my plans
Is your father a plumber? Because when you come in the room, it seems so clogged.
I’m a plumber. I can get down and dirty with you fast, and I will fix all of your leaks.
Let’s become a potty of two tonight.
Plumber? I hardly even know her.
Ready? The water is c*mming.
Repiping is easy, I will have to run through my pipes inside your walls.
That is quite an elbow joint.
That plunger brings out the color in your eyes!
Toi-let me be your valentine?
Tonight was almost down the drain… until you walked in.
Wanna see my plunger?
You are the perfect handle. Babe I will turn your squirt on tonight.
You have just the joint I need.
You make me flushed.
You’re flooding my heart with emotions.
Your nipples are the perfect fit for my nuts and pipes.