You’re probably looking at this list of dirty Deadpool pick up lines, rolling your eyes and thinking, Why would I want to use these lines on someone I want to date? Here are 75+ hilarious Dirty Deadpool Pick Up Lines to use on your next Tinder date!
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Dirty Deadpool Pick Up Lines
- Hey girl, You may be wondering, “Why the red suit?” Well, that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed.
- So what’s it going to be, sullen silence or mean comment. Or perhaps non-stop moaning for the night.
- Fourth wall break inside of a fourth wall break? No babe you are the only wall I want to break.
- Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness.
- I didn’t ask to be super, and I’m no hero. But when you find out your worst enemy is after your best girl, the time has come to be a f**** superhero.
- I gotta take you back to long before I squeezed this a$$ into red spandex.
- After a brief adjustment period, and a couple of drinks, it’s a face… I’d be happy to sit on.
- These timelines can get so confusing. Do we sleep first or meet first?
- Yeah, technically, this is a murder. But some of the best love stories start with a murder.
- Hey Rouge, you into some DP action?
- Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, the whole world smells like Daffodil Daydream.
- Listen Al, if I never see you again, I want you to know that I love you very much.
- Guy came in here looking for you. Real Grim Reaper-type. I don’t know. Might further the plot.
- You’re still here? It’s over. Go home! Oh, you’re expecting a teaser from me!
- If I ever decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler, who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners at Neverland Mansion with some creepy, old, bald, Heaven’s Gate-looking motherfucker… on that day, I’ll send your shiny, happy a$$ a friend request.
- flicks your chin You never change do you, darling?
- You’re about to be killed by a Zamboni.
- You have something in your teeth.
- I don’t need to be a superhero to get the girl. The right girl will bring out the hero in me.
- I’ll polish your ‘M80’ while you watch The Golden Girls.
- Okay girls, I only have twelve bullets, so you’re all going to have to share!
- Girl, do you taste like Mama June after hot yoga.
- I’ll polish your ‘M80’ while you watch The Golden Girls.
- Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, the whole world tastes like Daffodil Daydream.
- All the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex.
- Superhero landing! She’s going to do a superhero landing!
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Funny Deadpool Pick Up Lines
- My common sense is tingling.
- Twinkly, but deadly. My chrome-pe****ed friend back there has agreed to do me this solid.
- Say the magic words, Fat Gandalf.
- I didn’t just get the cure to el cancer, I got the cure to el everything.
- Call me Deadpool, because I break down the fourth wall and your bed.
- Hang in there, baby! I gotcha! I got a plan. You’re not going to like it.
- You might be wondering why the red suit. Well, that’s so bad girls don’t see me bleed.
- If your right leg is Thanksgiving, and your left leg is Christmas, would I be able to visit you between the holidays?
- Doing the right thing is messy. You want to fight for what’s right, sometimes you have to fight dirty. And babe I play dirty.
- Hang in there, baby! I gotcha! I got a plan. You’re not going to like it.
- Now, I’m about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s.
Flirty Deadpool Pick Up Lines
- You were droning on!
- Happy Lent.
- Now, I’m about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s.
- About why we’re so good together. Your crazy matches my crazy, big time.
- When I’m finished parts will have to grow back you.
- Hey Rouge, you into some DP action?
- I’ve been traveling to exotic places, Baghdad, Mogadishu, Jacksonville, meeting new and exciting people. And babe I just make love.
- You live in a house? Mind if I join in?
- Ahhhh Baby, Do you know I’m touching myself tonight.
- Ever see 127 Hours? Because I can go that long.
- I get why you’re so pissy, but your mood’s never gonna brighten ’till you find this woman and tell her how you feel.
- If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
- It’s a total dick move. Go. Chicka-chickahhhh.
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Cheesy Deadpool Pick Up Lines
- You look like an avocado had se* with an older avocado. And babe I will be your avocado any time.
- I bet it feels huge in this hand.
- House blowing up builds character. And also if you blow me.
- Bad Deadpool… Good Deadpool!
- Well, I want to remember us. I swear to God, I will find you in the next life and I’m going to boom-box Careless Whisper outside your window.
- This is my most prized possession.
- You never change do you, darling?
- If your right leg is Thanksgiving, and your left leg is Christmas, would I be able to visit you between the holidays?
- Vanessa’s already working on plan A, B, all the way through Z. Me? I’m memorizing the details of her face. Like it’s the first time I’m seeing it. Or the last.
- Deadpool Pick Up I’d totally bang Bea Arthur too.
- I didn’t ask to be super, and I’m no hero. But when you find out your worst enemy is your best girl, the time has come to be a superhero.
- Hey girl, You may be wondering, “Why the red suit?” Well, that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed.
- Maximum effort!
- So, if I flip a coin, what’s the chances I could get a tail?
