Best Teacher Pick Up Lines for Your Crush

Are you looking for teacher pick up lines? These teacher pick up lines help you impress the guy or girl who is a teacher. Use these cheesy, flirty chat-up lines to start an interesting conversation with someone special. We have collected over 95+ best teacher pick up lines in this post.

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Best Teacher Pick Up Lines for Your Crush

Best Teacher Pick Up Lines

  • Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours.
  • Are you the final semester of my senior year? Because I’m happy I survived long enough
    to see you.

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  • Babe, you must be a magician, because everyone else disappears every time I look into
    your eyes.
  • Baby you like a teacher and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
  • Baby, I know my math, and you’ve one significant figure.
  • Bet I can pick you up.
  • Can you give me directions to your heart? Because I’ve seemed to have lost myself in
    your eyes.
  • Care to evaluate each other?
  • Care to take a spin in my Pinto?
  • Carry your bookbag?
  • Cutie, I think I’ll need a map because I keep getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
  • Do you carry any other weapon with you besides your eyes?
  • Do you have a map? Because I’m getting lost in your eyes.
  • Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
  • Do you like Chemistry? Because I’ve got my ion you!
  • Drop and give me F cause I want to be in your class every year
  • Even if there were no gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.

Flirty Teacher Pick Up Lines

  • Ever hear of dodgeball?
  • Feel free to **** in the pool, I’ll deal with it later.
  • From now on your IEPs will be done by elves, calories don’t count, and I’ll stay up late
    to help you color code data. I just thought you should know.
  • God… I thought you were a student!
  • Help, something’s wrong with my eyes – I just can’t take them off you.
  • Hey baby, you’ve got something on your *****: my eyes.
  • Hey there, Pretty Blue Eyes!
  • Hit the showers, it’s time for handball lessons.
  • How about I drop and give you 5 and a half?
  • How about a little HANDS-ON, sweetie?
  • I am gonna do anything to get an A.
  • I am weak in studying but you can punish me hard as you can.
  • I can help you feel the burn
  • I can see why your eyes are blue. Because you just BLUE my mind. Or maybe just your eyes
    BLUE my mind.
  • They say the eyes are the mirror to the soul. You must have one beautiful soul.
  • Wanna sign my yearbook with your big pen.
  • What’s a pretty lady like you doing in a lunchroom like this?
  • When I look into your eyes, nothing exists for me anymore because I lose myself in them.
  • Who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?
  • Wine on a school night. Let me pour you a glass.
  • You got something on your face – my eyes.
  • You have a universe in your mind and a galaxy in your eyes.
  • You have the eyes of a child. Innocent, bright but at the same time appealing and
    attractive.
  • I can’t tell whether you’re beautiful or not, I haven’t gotten past your eyes.
  • I didn’t know angels were allowed in public schools.
  • I do an early practice at 5 am, if you want to come over, I can make you breakfast.
  • I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
  • I hear you’re good at Algebra. Can you replace my X without asking Y?
  • I know Mondays are hard, but you can get through it. Teach on girl.
  • I know Mondays are hard, but you can get through it. Teach on girl.
  • I know you’re not in the school band, but I bet we could make some sweet music together.
  • I like my women how I like my bulletin boards. Bright, engaging, and well-informed.
  • I think God took the color out of the ocean and put it in your eyes.
  • I think God took the pigment out of a leaf and put it in your eyes.

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Sexy Teacher Pick Up Lines

  • I think you’ve got something in your beautiful eyes. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle.
  • I wasn’t sure if you were a beautiful angel or a s**** devil, but now that I’m close, I
    see heaven in your eyes.
  • I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek,
    and die on your lips.
  • If I had to write a report card on you, I’d give you straight F’s….for Fabulous
  • If I had to write a report card on you, I’d give you straight F’s….for Fabulous. (tinder
    pick up lines for teachers)
  • If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you.
  • If you’re the teacher I’ll attend every class of yours.
  • Is it a blue-eyed white dragon?
  • Is that a number 2 pencil in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
  • Is there a science class nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between me and you?
  • It’s hot outside; let me go swimming in your blue eyes.
  • It’s ok to use a stick day just for your own mental health.
  • I’m ADD….want to help me relax?
  • I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
  • I’m not being obtuse, but you’re acute girl.
  • I’m not surprised the sky is grey today. All the blue is in your eyes.
  • I’ve been a naughty schoolboy. You should teach me a lesson.
  • Meet me around the back for a home run. And this time, I won’t get caught out.
  • On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need.
  • Sing “Blue Eyes” by Elton John while looking at her and smiling.
  • Something must be wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
  • Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth!
  • That lesson ran bell-to-bell and included a motivation, whole class, and group
    activities, higher-order questioning, and a meaningful summary? Your organizational
    skills are out of this world.

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Cheesy Teacher Pick Up Lines

  • The only thing that your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
  • The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
  • They say the eyes are the mirror to the soul – and baby, you must have one beautiful soul.
  • You have the highest tolerance for organized chaos of anyone I know.
  • You know what? Your eyes are exactly the same color as my Mercedes.
  • You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
  • You must be a banana because I find you a-****ling.
  • You must be a perfect test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my
    mother.
  • You must be a very important textbook passage, because seeing you is the highlight of my
    day.
  • You reached students on a whole new level when you incorporated film into the
    curriculum. Let’s turn on a movie and try out a new learning style.

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Naughty Teacher Pick Up Lines

  • You really rocked that new seating arrangement way to separate the walkers.
  • Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
  • Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home. That’s the best I could find.
  • Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
  • Your eyes are beautiful, please let me wake up next to them every single day.
  • Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
  • Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea.
  • Your eyes are more beautiful than anything I have seen in my life!
  • Your eyes are so blue I can’t look away. (pick up lines for English teachers)
  • You’re eyes are so blue I can’t look away.
  • You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
  • You’re like glue – my eyes are stuck on you!

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