Best Mean and Insulting Pick Up Lines
Are you sick of hearing pick up lines that are either cheesy or sweet and loving? Do you find yourself in a precarious situation where you can’t stop cringing whenever you hear them in your eardrums? In this post, we have compiled 120+ best mean and insulting pick up lines.
Pick up lines are available in a variety of shades and colors. They could be rude, disrespectful, offensive, nasty, filthy, or unpleasant. However, most of them are amusing. Just make sure you deliver them with the utmost precision and subtlety to avoid getting into trouble.
I dreamt about you. You died.
I would ask you if you are tired from running through my mind all day, but from the
looks of it, you don’t do any running.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
Are you a motorcycle? Because I’d like to ride you all day, and then sell you for a newer model.
Are you free tonight, or are you going to cost me?
Did you just fart? Because you blew me away!
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren’t conventionally attractive.
Are you a mosquito? Because you’re so annoying!
You remind me of my brother/sister.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Are you a fire alarm? Because you are really loud and annoying!
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
You’re the thot that counts!
Are you a snack? Because everyone eats you for fun.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Are you ? Because even when you’re far away, I can smell you.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
Hey, you dropped something. My standards.
Wow, you have a chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They’re probably long dead.
You look a lot like my next victim.
Did you know that a pig’s **** lasts for 30 minutes? I bet I can make yours last
longer than that.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
You owe me a drink! You’re so ugly I dropped mine the moment I saw you.
Are you the future? Because you’re looking hopeless and bleak.
Are you pi? Because you’re being irrational and this conversation is going in circles.
Are you a tax collector? Because I’m gonna avoid you at all costs!
Much as I never play with , I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
As long as I have a face, you’ll always have a place to sit.
I’d drink your bathwater.
This must be puppy love I’m feeling towards you! You remind me of my dear dog.
Are you garbage? Because I want to take you out.
The more I drink, the more beautiful you become. Cheers!
Do you like sausages? Because you’re the worst!
Honestly, I’m into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
I just ed in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 149.6 million kilometers away from me.
I want to tickle your belly *****on. From the inside, of course.
Get on your knees and smile like a doughnut!
You may not be Jesus, but I’d still nail the heck out of you.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
There will only be 7 planets after I destroy Ur*****.
How do you like your eggs in the morning: scrambled, fried, or fertilized?
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a mirror? Because I die a little inside whenever I look at you.
I think I saw you on TV. Oh yeah, it was on animal planet.
How are you not cold? You’ve been ***** in my mind this whole time.
Are you a shrimp? Because I don’t need your head. All I want is your body.
You’re so fine that I wouldn’t care if you were dead or alive!
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
Sit on my face and I’ll guess your weight.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? It must have, considering that you clearly landed
on your face.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
Did you fall from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.
Are you a tumor? Because you grow on me fast. I want to take you out now or die trying.
Let’s play the Pinocchio game. You sit on my face, and I’ll tell you a lie.
Are you constipated? Because you are so full of sh*t!
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
Come with me if you want to live!
Did you fall from Heaven? Because your face is messed up.
I hope your knees aren’t dirty because I just cleaned my floor.
You look like a hobo. You can live in my heart if you want.
You’re as rude as a trespasser! You didn’t even ask permission when entered my heart and thoughts.
******! You’re almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Are you as good as everyone says you are? I’m just curious.
You’re kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I’m into those things.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
If you were a booger, I’d definitely pick you.
They all say I’m a pu*sy. But then again, we are what we eat.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Are you a piece of trash? Because as someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because your pants are big enough to fit one.
You may not be good-looking, but I still like you.
To be honest, you reek! Do you want to shower together?
Whenever I see kites flying in the sky, I think of you. Just like them, you’re only beautiful at a distance.
I like my partners like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Sit on my face, and I’ll eat my way to your heart.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as you.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
Didn’t I just see you on the “Most Wanted” list?
Are you a durian? Because you’re a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
If I was a fly, I’d be all over you. Why? Because you’re sh*t!
Your eyes are as blue as the ocean I dumped my ex’s body in.
Did something bad happen to you, or are you just naturally ugly?
If you were a comatose patient, I’d pull the plug.
Are you water? Because you don’t taste like anything.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
I wish I was menstruating, so I could visit you once every month.
I can’t help but gravitate towards you. It must be your incredible m***** that’s creating
the gravitational pull.
I like you like my coffee. Bitter!
Are you the square root of -1? Because you’re imaginary.
I put the “std” in “stud.” The only thing I need now is “u.”
I’m willing to lower my standards if you go on a date with me.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I’d **** on you.
Hold still, there’s a mosquito on your *****.
I accidentally ed in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Are you cancer? Because you’re starting to grow on me.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Do you like seafood? Because I’ve got plenty of crabs.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m using my hand, and thinking of you.
Are you feeling down? Because I can feel you up.
You must be really sweet, seeing how all of your teeth are rotten.
You’re like the neighbors’ WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
You’re like a low-life bandit. I’ll give you everything so please don’t hurt me.
Are you Ebola? Because you melt my insides.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your .
How are you still so fat when you’ve been running in my mind for so long?
Hey baby, I like that dress, but I’d like it better if it were on a prettier girl.
I’m sorry, but I just had to come over here and tell you that you have the most
beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen on a wookiee.
I’m sorry, but have we met before? Are you Gary Busey?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven… and landed on your face?
I think I’ve fallen in puppy love. Oh, I thought you were a dog, nevermind.
I feel drawn to you. It must be your incredible m***** that creates such gravitational pull.
You’re just how I like my coffee – bitter and diarrhea inducing.
You are so sweet, it made your teeth rot.
Your daddy must’ve been a thief, cuz he stole your beauty and gave it to that girl over there.
Your daddy must’ve been a baker, cuz you’ve got some hot buns! Also, you smell like yeast.
Your daddy must’ve been a pirate, cuz he had some great booty. Too bad you’re a hideous sea monster.
Wanna sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up? Like my bile?(Grab her *****) Sorry, is this seat taken? Oh, sorry, I thought you were a hovercraft!
Were you in the Boy Scouts? Because you tied my heart in a knot. Also, you look like a boy.
What’s a ***** like you doing in a classy joint like this?
****** me if I’m wrong, but aren’t you extremely fugly?
I hope your knees aren’t dirty because I just cleaned my floor.
Thank you for reading all the best mean and insulting pick up lines.