Best Naruto Pick Up Lines for Your Lover
There are many ways to impress your lover and make her swoon when she’s with you, but a few of them are more effective than others. Naruto pick up lines can be effective, as long as they’re used appropriately! With these Naruto pick up lines, you’ll be able to make your lover laugh and enjoy spending time with you while doing it!
Are you Fire Hokage? Because you are hot!
Are you Gaara? Because love is written all over your face.
Are you Ino? Because you have totally taken over my mind.
Are you Kankuro? Because make me your love puppet.
Are you Origami? Because I want to fold you good.
Are you Sasuke? Because you’re coming home with me tonight.
Are you Ten Ten? Because you are definitely a 10 in my clan.
Are you a Susano’o? Because I want to get inside you.
Are you a master of the Shinra Tensei? Because you shattered my gate.
Are you an Uchiha? Because you are the last of your kind.
Are you happy to see me or is that a Forbidden Technique scroll in your pocket.
Are you ready to get all your eight gates open tonight?
Are you temari? Because I am your biggest fan.
Are you using sexy no jutsu? Because I just love all of your looks.
Babe, I am so good I will turn 1000 years of pain into 1000 years of pleasure for you.
Babe, do you have special powers? Because I got hard when I sealed you in my heart.
Babe, drink from my fountain of youth.
Babe, help me rebuild my clan.
Babe, once you release my gate, I cannot go back but give my life for you.
Babe, want to check out my Wood jutsu?
Be my vessel, I want to be inside you.
Be with me and I’ll show you all the 6 paths!
Beauty is Art. Art is bang. Beautiful, I want to bang you tonight.
Bet you cannot handle my one tailed Jinchuriki.
Call me Diedara, because I am about to explode all over your face.
Call me Rock, because my power of youth gets hard for you.
Check out my Sharindong.
Damn girl, I want to give you that Shinra Tensei – Almighty Push!
Did you just use tsukiyomi on me? Because I just lost 3 days of my life into your eyes.
Did you know Chidori? Because you just got through to my heart.
Do you know I can do the Sharingan in bed?
Do you know why people call me the Gentle Fist?
Girl I am the Hashirama. And a piece of my cell will make you stronger.
Girl, I am a Hokage in the bedroom.
Dirty Naruto Pick Up Lines for Your Crush
Girl, I will Golden Flash my way into your gates.
Girl, I’d like to train you for Wood Style Penetration jutsu.
Girl, you just blew me away.
I don’t need my Byakugan to see your inner beauty.
I may not be a nine-tail, but just 1 will make you come.
I may not have byakugan, but I can look right through you.
I must be caught in the Infinite Tsukuyomi, but everywhere I go I see you.
I must have Sharingan, because I see all of our futures.
I will take your heart – to replace the one you took from me!
Is there a lab nearby? Or I want some of your DNA mixed with mine.
Is your name Danzo? Because you caught my eye.
It’s time for you to see my mokuton.
Just call me Shikamaru, because I want to stick to you like a shadow.
Let’s reignite our power of youth!
Make me the Shuriken for your Kunai.
My Chidori technique will send electricity through your body tonight.
My love for you is hot like the Amaterasu.
My name is Naruto, would you like some Uzumaki inside you?
My water jutsu will make you real wet.
Seal me inside your heart and I will take care of you for the rest of your life.
Sharingan is red, rasengan is blue. Give me your number.
Trap me in the infinite Tsukuyomi. Because you are everything I dream about.
Want to experience my Expansion Jutsu?
Want to have some ramen at my place?
Funny Anime Naruto Pick Up Lines
Want to taste my Totska Blade?
Were you always this hot? Or did you activate sexy no jutsu?
Will you be my red thread of destiny?
Would you like me to show you my mokuton?
You and I can make our own clan.
You are so hot, I want to start a Great Shinobi War for you.
You are the Sasuke to my Sakura.
You must be Ino because I can’t take you off my mind.
Your eyes have totally entranced me. Can I have them?