


Best Office Pick Up Lines for Your Crush
Do you want to impress a girl or guy in an office or a business setting? Use these cheesy, flirty office pick up lines to get a date with your crush. These office pick up lines will definitely help you start a great conversation with him or her. We have compiled over 90+ best office pick up lines in this post for you to flirt with someone special.
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- Let us start our love affair like Michael Scott started a sentence and let it go where it wants.
- I may not be the most handsome guy using the copier, but right now, I’m the only one making you wait for it.
- Would you like to become Dwight and let me put something in your Jelly-O through the night?
- Are you from accounting? Because I was ac-counting on seeing you later.
- I talk so much that I just learn to tune myself out, but I bet you might fall for all of my charms.
- Can I borrow a pen? I need it to write down your number when I ask you for it later today because I didn’t want to look it up in the employee directory.
- We should ask Powerpoint for help, but you are the beautiful presentation tool in this party.
- The only thing dirtier than those dishes is how much I want to—oh, wait, no, those are really dirty.
- Tell ya one thing; I’m not gonna be a good mom tonight. – Meredith Palmer
- You might like to watch ‘The Office,’ but I liked you much more than that American sitcom.
- Can you file a workplace safety incident report? I just fell for you.”
- Men are also like wolves who must be cared, so this animal like me deserves loving from you.
- We should celebrate this beautiful moment and call it like as a Pretzel Day for the both of us.
- I bet it was your hotness that caused today’s mandatory fire drill.
- Oh my God, it is happening, and I am falling for you tonight, so please calm my heart down!”
- Come here often? Every day? From 9 to 5? Yeah, I guess that is often.
- Let me adore your witty thoughts and enjoy this little conversion like a sitcom ‘The Office’.
- Like what Dwight said when a seed is planted into the ground, I will plant my seed into you.
- Do you have the Wi-Fi password—because I’m feeling this connection.
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- Michael Scott might declare bankruptcy, but I will just declare all of these feelings for you.
- So where does a woman as charming as yourself find herself employed on a day such as today?
- I think we are a pair of soup snakes who would love to dance all throughout this lovely night.
- I love the smell of bacon on a woman. – Kevin Malone
- It’s a casual day like Michael Scott thinks, but I think this is a very special day for both of us.
- Was it just me, or did you think we were going to have s*x at some point? – Michael Scott
- I love gazing at your wonderful beauty much more than watching the cool sitcom ‘The Office’.
- You work here often?
- I’m not supers****ious about this love between us, but I am a little s****ious about our little affair.
- You’re the deuce I never wanna drop. – Andy Bernard
- I don’t consider myself as a part of this society because I always think that I am a part of you.
- Here I am being Jim Halpert, confessing my love for you, and wanting more than friendship.
- Is it pretzel day or am I just happy to see you?
- I have many questions now, such as number one: how dare you make me fall in love with you?
- You ever notice you can only ooze two things? s*xuality and puss. – Creed
- There are lots of beauty in usual stuff, but I think you are a beauty out of the extraordinary.
- I think you’re attractive. And I wanna sleep with you. – Ryan Howard
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- I love you like there ain’t no party like Scranton party because a Scranton party doesn’t stop!
- I hope you watch ‘The Office’ and love it as much as I love gazing at your magnificent beauty.
- Tonight would be a convenient night for us to have some intercourse. – Dwight Schrute
- Your real name is probably Ryan since you started this fire in my heart where love started.
- Green is a whorish color. – Angela Martin
- I want to watch your eyes twinkle like stars as much as I love to watch the sitcom ‘The Office’.
- Just so you know, me and you, I don’t think that’s ridiculous. Dot, dot, dot, dot dot. – Darryl Philbin
- I think that you are a bit funny and adorable tonight like the American sitcom ‘The Office’.
- I wanna be wined, and dined, and 69ed. – Kevin Malone
- I don’t want to be your Jim; I want to be your Bob Vance.
- Like Dwight Schrute, I came from the long line of fighters, so I would also fight for our love.
- Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so I am just going to copy one of your lovely smiles.
- Hate to see you leave but love to watch you go. ´Cause of your *****.
- You are on my list of things to do tonight.
- I love you as much as Michael hates Toby.
- I´m hot; you´re hot. Let´s get it poppin´.
- I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
- I have never doubted for a second that you are the woman whom I want to spend my life with.
- I want to make you my soup snake like what Michael Scott has said to Holly in ‘The Office’.
- We should watch the show ‘The Office’ until we can make our love much funnier than ever.
- Just know, what eats a large amount of my day are naps and imaginary moments about you.
- Let us laugh until we start rolling on the floor, like a good laugh from the show ‘The Office’.
- You are the beauty of the world while I know that I am always the face of silly jokes.
- I want to make you much happier than you would feel when you watch the show ‘The Office’.
- Toby might not think it is illegal to put Caprese salad anywhere but stealing my heart does.
- I hope that I would dance with you tonight and whisper several times that we are soup snakes.
- I’m too excited to sleep when we finally met each other’s gorgeous eyes in the noisy crowd!
- I would also choose you again to be mine like Dwight would choose brown and gray balloons.
- I want to become as funny as Michael Scott from ‘The Office’ so that I could win your heart.
- I want to wrap you now in my warmest embrace because I am a black belt for wrapping gifts.
- It’s funny how we don’t realize ’til Dwight pointed out that the eyes are the groin of the head.
- My perfect crime won’t be stealing jewels in Tiffany’s, but when I steal your beautiful heart.
- I hope you would adore me for the rest of your life like the amazing sitcom of ‘The Office’.
- I want you to become my little baby who can nourish my lonely life and feed my beautiful soul.
- Hi, I’m Date [insert your name]; nice to meet me.
- We both know why I’m here. To see, you, *****, while I’m, *****…
- Are you a cheesy pita? Because you are smoking hot.
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- Love is like starting a sentence that goes nowhere and just hoping to find it along the way.
- Would you like to become Dwight and let me put something in your Jelly-O through the night?
- Let us just own a decommissioned lighthouse and travel to space where we can live forever.
- In our wildest fantasies, we are in hell where we run the bed and eat breakfast with the devil.
- Life is short, so we should drive fast and leave a s**** corpse over our love through the night.
- I knew just what to do but, in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do with our love.
- I will wait for your affirmation in my love like I am waiting for another season of ‘The Office’.
- I hope we will always be together, or it will feel like someone drops a bucket of boiling tears.
- We are in the same time zone, but we might feel like we are far from one another right now.
- Would you like to have man meat with passionate kisses and warm embraces as side dishes?
- Let’s do it tonight and drop our s*cker selves into the ocean where we can find our paradise.
- I want to watch our little conversation become as lovely as the sitcom ‘The Office’ for tonight.
- I would never take you for granted in a million years, and I would always love you forever.
- I think that my love for you is as immeasurable as the actual ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.
- All I ever wanted is laying on a beach with you and sharing delicious hotdogs for our snacks.
- My ideal date is either watching the crowd go wild or get crazy with the sitcom ‘The Office’.
- I can affirm that this very moment is like a modern day Enchanted, and this is like a fairy tale.
- My ideal date night is either jiving to the beat of the drums or losing my mind on ‘The Office’.