70+ Best Dog Pick Up Lines

Best Dog Pick Up Lines for Him or Her
Best Dog Pick Up Lines for Him or Her

Are you looking for dog pick up lines to impress the guy or girl who loves dogs? You are in the right place. Using these dog pick up lines will help you start a flirty conversation with the girl or guy you like. We have compiled over 70+ best dog pick up lines for you in this post to break the ice.

Dog Pick Up Lines

Related: 150+ Best Flirty Pokemon Pick Up Lines for Your Crush

  • A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
  • Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
  • Can I get you a tennis ball?
  • Can you help me find someplace to ****?
  • Come on, don’t make me beg!
  • Do you **** here often?
  • Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
  • Girl, you are SO FETCH.
  • Have your people call my people.
  • Haven’t I sniffed you someplace before?
  • Hey girl, you’re one fine-lookin’ mother pupper.
  • Hey gurlll want to help me bury my bone?
  • How about we ditch these leashes and go for a run?
  • I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
  • I came here looking for a little tail.
  • I don’t bite you know…unless it’s called for.
  • I don’t normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it.
  • I love – Squirrel.
  • I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.

Funny Dog Pick Up Lines

  • I love to be pawed.
  • I miss you more than my balls.
  • I must be behind on my vaccines because I am LOVESICK.
  • I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
  • I want to have your litter of puppies.
  • I want to have your puppies.
  • I’d lend you my coat, but Chivalry—the German Shepard that used to come here often—is dead.
  • I’d never keep you on a short leash.
  • I’ll be your tramp if you’ll be my lady.

Related: 80+ Best Pick Up Lines about Baseball

  • I’m a poodle in the streets, but a dulldog in the sheets.
  • I’m looking for a no-strings-attached cuddle buddy.
  • I’ve crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
  • Iams so in love with you.
  • If ****ing on me makes you happy, consider it my Valentine’s gift to you.
  • Is it warm out here, or are you in heat?
  • Is that pug making goo-goo eyes at me?
  • Is that your dog’s tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?
  • Is your tail always wagging, or are you just happy to see me?
  • It was love at first sniff.
  • Lookin’ good, Rover. Are you single? Think Buddy here could get your number?
  • My favorite position is doggie-style. What’s yours?
  • Need rescuing?
  • Roll over. I’ll scratch your belly.
  • Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey because I’m a dog.
  • Since chocolate is toxic to me, how ’bout a little sugar?
  • Sniff my *****. It’s the quickest way to my heart.
  • Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day…
  • Stay.
  • That fire hydrant might be fake, but you are REAL pretty.
  • There’s not a crate strong enough in the world to keep me from you.
  • This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
  • What say we take this discussion off-leash.

Related: 90+ Best Office Pick Up Lines for Your Crush

Flirty Dog Pick Up Lines

  • Where do you ?
  • With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week.
  • You came back to this dog park to see me, didn’t you?
  • You can **** on my fire hydrant all night long.
  • You come here often?
  • You had me at ruff.
  • You just took my breath away, or my tracheal stenosis is giving me trouble again.
  • You make me want to be a more obedient dog.
  • You make my heart feel like it’s getting tummy-rubbed.
  • You smell like garbage and ****
  • You smell so familiar.
  • You want to play tug-of-war sometime?
  • You work for beneful? Cuz you’re maing my heart do all the right things.
  • You. Me. Bacon.

Related: 60+ Best Fish Pick Up Lines for Your Crush

Cheesy Dog Pick Up Lines

  • You’re a great catch.
  • You’re all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
  • You’re more fetching than my favorite ball.
  • You’re pawfect.
  • Your bark is contagious.
  • Your breath smells like Greenies.
  • Your doghouse or mine?