Finsta Captions For Instagram
If you’re not familiar with the term, Finsta stands for fake Instagram. It’s basically an alternate Instagram account that you can use to share a side of yourself with your friends that you might not be able to show on your main profile – usually, because it’s NSFW or it doesn’t fit with your brand. Here are some of the best finsta captions for Instagram to use on your Finsta, plus tips on how to use it well and have fun with it!
A picture is worth a thousand words, but sometimes the caption can be even better!
Be joyful in hope, patient in affliction, faithful in prayer.-Romans 12:12
Don’t judge a book by its cover.
Fake friends: I don’t need them. Real ones: you have my support.
I don’t need your approval to be myself!
I’m just here so I won’t get fined.
I’m not telling, I’m just saying if you’re interested in buying something from me have $100 and line up to my left. 9AM sharp! (This will get you tons of followers and likes).
If I follow you, do I have to be nice? NO, but it’s more likely that we’ll become friends. There’s no such thing as an ugly friend.
It’s not about becoming rich and famous, it’s about being happy doing something that makes you proud of yourself.
It’s not that serious. -said no one ever.
My story isn’t over yet, I’m just getting started.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade out of them and then try and sell it.
You can’t buy happiness but you can buy a crazy ass dog and that’s pretty much the same thing.
‘m too old for this
99 problems, but selfie ain’t one
A friend to all. A teacher to none.
A girl should be like butterfly, pretty to see, hard to catch!
A smile is the most beautiful curve on a women’s body.
A smile speaks a thousand words; yours just says I’m amazing.
A typo is when you type crap but you mean carpe diem.
A whole new world of terror awaits me every morning! What will it be……?
A wild side to an innocent face.
After taking a shot of vodka I feel like a million bucks, but after two shots I feel like nothing.
All the likes in the world won’t make things better.
Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in.-Jack Canfield
And this is how my mind works.
Any idiot can face a crisis, it’s this day to day living that wears you out.
Anyone else know that feeling of wanting to be anywhere but here right now?
Anything is possible if you work hard enough.
Anything is possible with sunshine & little pink.
Are you training for the Olympics?
At least I got a nice view from the top of the hill, but I wish it didn’t take me here to appreciate it.
Be confident in who you are and what you are doing because the one who made you perfect doesn’t make mistakes.
Be passionate. Be positive. Be attractive.
Be the person that people wish they were like
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Be the type of person that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says ‘Oh shit, she’s up!’
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind!
Be who you needed when nobody was there
Been blowing in this bitch since 2010.
Been riding with (blank) for 15 years.
Being smart doesn’t mean being the best, it means believing in yourself enough to work harder than everyone else at everything you do.
Believe in yourself, God has sent you on earth for some special task.
Born to express, not to impress..
Bro, this is tiger blood you can’t handle!
But it says it right here in the Bible that we should be swift to listen and slow to speak.
Call me old fashioned, but I like to write down things that make me happy in case I ever forget them. – Kian Lawley
Cold as $%
Cool people don’t have to say they’re cool. If you have to, then you’re not.
Cool people never have to say what’s cool. It’s so obvious that it doesn’t need to be said.
Coolness is in the eyes of the beholder
Did you know that my thoughts are actually really deep? They’re just not always on the surface.
Don’t be a badass, be a cool, calm and collected badass.
Don’t be sad because it’s over, smile because it happened.
Don’t forget to live like there is no tomorrow! -Unknown
Don’t like my profile, hit the back button… lol
Don’t stop me now!
Empty minds are a waste of space. Live dangerously, think freely and keep smiling always.
Every day above ground is a good one.
Everybody hates me, why won’t they just leave me alone
Finsta is fake, and I’m the real one!
Finsta is for the homies
Give Me A Hug If You Love Jesus.
Gone fishing until my self-esteem returns.
Goodbye cruel world. We had some good times though!
Happiness is the only thing worth fighting for, but you can’t help fight for it if you aren’t happy in your life, so I say get happy first!
Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the risk?
Haters gonna hate but I’m still gonna shine on like a diamond!
Haters make me famous
Help me. I’m a socially awkward penguin in a land of pretty birds.
Hey, it’s been three years
How many likes for a selfie?
I am Mine before anyone else.
I am not a speed bump. I am not a road block. I am a brick wall.
I am on Instagram so that I can find someone new to follow, but I don’t want anyone following me.
I be like…
I became successful by working hard and not giving up.
I can see you with my peripheral vision.
I can’t believe I did that!
I can’t believe this!
I don’t always make sense, but when I do, I don’t.
I don’t aspire to be great; I only aspire to not suck.
I don’t believe in your God, but I’m still gonna pray for you
I don’t care if you like me, but you will respect me.
I don’t care if you think I’m cool or not.
I don’t just run my life, I manage it too
I don’t know how to explain how I feel right now without you being here with me.
I don’t know how to tell you this but, my car’s on empty.
I don’t need a prince, I’ll rescue myself.
I don’t need your advice on how to live my life…find your own self-esteem.
I don’t need your validation or permission. You just live in my head all day long anyway
I don’t think he likes me, does he? (talking about a pup)
I don’t want to feel like this anymore. It hurts too much.
I feel like I’m going crazy right now because nothing makes sense and everyone feels so far away from me… except you!
I feel like everyone is hiding something from me or not telling me everything about themselves
I feel like my life is going to pass me by before things happen the way I want them to.
I feel like something is missing in my life, but I can’t figure out what it is.
I get what I want because I work for it.
I got 99 problems but my love for her ain’t one !
I have a new favorite snack
I have no problem with overpopulation, I just think your family is a little too big.
I have no time for people that envy my coping skills.
I know I’m lucky that I’m so cute.
I know things will get better, but it feels like they are getting worse.
I like being disliked, it means I’m doing something right.
I like the way you use your ability to feel.
I love the confidence that makeup gives me.
I made a mistake… help!
I make the rules of cool
I might not have as many followers on instagram as I used to, but the ones I do have are REAL and they support me and what I stand for.
I miss my moms spaghetti 🙁
I only speak to vent or laugh at myself or my friends – (I’ll be your friend.)
I see your thumb but where are your fingers at?
I think I can handle you better than your therapist.
I took an Instagram-break last year and my life became so much more meaningful.
I took this selfie while correcting my mom’s grammar yesterday. The grammar police have been busy lately!
I used up all my sick days so I called in dead.
I want to be right where everyone else is wrong.
I want to create the kind of art that makes other people cry because it’s so beautiful.
I want to feel safe
I was born creative and you were born boring. You should put down your phone and paint something for God’s sake.
I wish I could find someone who understands why I’m so upset right now.
I wish I could see you right now.
I wish I had someone to call and talk to about how I feel.
I wish I had someone to hold me right now.
I wish I had someone who could make me feel like everything is okay.
I wish someone would hold me and tell me everything will be okay
I woke up like dis today
I won’t cry for you, my mascara’s too expensive.
I’ll be the one in outer space when everyone else is dead.
I’ll jump out of a plane into shark infested waters if I get 10K likes
I’m a natural-born legend
I’m a queen, and you’re not ready to handle this.
I’m a unicorn, I don’t care about stupid rules.
I’m a vet at taking selfies with dogs and cats.
I’m beautiful in my own way because God made me that way.
I’m different because I have standards for others. But I just don’t care about myself.
I’m grateful for this lifestyle.
I’m having the time of my life surrounded by people who hate me- Daniel Howell
I’m here for a good time not a long time so let’s try to keep the drama out of this please.
I’m high af
I’m just being honest.
I’m just having a bad day, don’t mind me
I’m just honest, don’t take it personally.
I’m just like my dad – into myself
I’m just one bad day away from being awesome.
I’m just so busy with my phone, it’s mind numbing really.
I’m liking my life a lot, thank you for caring though~
I’m living my best life
I’m not a heartless vampire; you just have to be careful around me because of your blood pressure.
I’m not a player, I just crush a lot.
I’m not a side chick. I just have an open mind
I’m not a size two and that’s okay.
I’m not an empath, but I’m a fan of empathy.
I’m not crazy… I have an IRREVERSABLE DISORDER.
I’m not here to make friends, I just want attention.
I’m not ignoring you, I’m just savoring the moment.
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I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing
I’m not okay… help!
I’m not on drugs I’m just high on life! – Unknown
I’m not perfect, but I’m worth it.
I’m not really feeling myself today
I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome.
I’m not sorry
I’m not sorry if you’re not sorry.
I’m not trying to be cool here; I just am cool!
I’m not weird, I’m gifted.. 😉
I’m not weird, you’re just boring.
I’m on the wrong bus? Oh shit…
I’m only out to get yours if you’re trying to get mine!
I’m really feeling myself today
I’m so blessed
I’m so lost in my own thoughts right now that it feels like nothing makes sense
I’m so overwhelmed right now, I don’t know what to think or feel anymore.
I’m so scared that something is going to go wrong and ruin this for us forever!
I’m sorry I was so stupid before, thank you for not being like the others.
I’m sorry if it seems like I think a lot of people are inferior, but some of them really are.
I’m strong, I’m beautiful, I’m brave.
I’m the best thing that’s ever happened to me.
I’m thinking about ditching my friends.
I’m too autistic to be bad at anything.
I’m too blessed for cool.
I’m too blessed to be stressed
I’m trying not to cry right now, but it’s really hard. Please come cuddle with me?
I’ve mastered the art of selective perception.
If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong – (I agree.)
If I told you that my shoes were made of puppies would you think that I’m cool?
If I’m not taking pictures then what am’s I doing?
If ignorance is bliss, enjoy your life.
If only I could find someone who cares about me as much as I do about them.
If only we were together, I know everything would be okay.
If only you knew how much I love you!
If only you knew how much I miss you…
If they don’t notice, neither will we.
If they don’t take selfies with me, then they’re not worth my time.-Kim Kardashian
If you don’t have anything nice to say about someone, why do you feel the need to share it?
If you don’t have smile, I’ll give you one of mine.
If you have eyes, look at me now!
If you only knew how much time I spent thinking about you and missing you…
If you think I’m cool, then you’re not getting the point of being cool.
If you think too much, you’ll end up with a headache. – (I have one.)
If you want to know what it feels like, this is the closest I can get to being okay right now.
If you’re complaining about your life and I’m not around to hear it, are you really complaining?
If you’re missing more than one shower per week then you’re doing something wrong
If you’re honestly happy, fuck what other people think.
In my world, we have no borders or titles- Queen Elizabeth II
Instagram wouldn’t be the same without me
Is this a marathon?
It hurts to know that people don’t care about what I’m going through right now 🙁
It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare, it is because we do not dare that they are difficult – Seneca
It just depends on your perspective.
It’s 2018 and we’re all still here for a reason.
It’s Friday; I’m in love
It’s all good in the hood
It’s hard for me to trust anyone. If they want my trust, they’ll have to earn it.
It’s okay, bro. I won’t tell anyone you’re gay.
It’s the thought, really.
I’m more famous than you. So, b*tch please don’t hallucinate.
Just ’cause they’re cute doesn’t mean that they can get away with everything.
Just give me five minutes to find my smile.
Just hit me up on finsta
Just like take out the trash day. (I wish I was kidding)
Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave!
Keep your head up, and don’t let anyone bring you down
Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love
LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL AND SO ARE YOU!
Laughter is the best medicine, if you’re not sick it’s funny!
Let’s all just take a step back and breathe for a second.
Let’s be friends; let’s be best friends. 🙂
Let’s get it!
Life is a roller coaster…I’m just holding on! 🙂
Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, but learning how to dance in the rain…
Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass, it’s about learning to dance in the rain.
Life isn’t perfect. But my Hair is!
Life’s a beach.
Like if you don’t do drugs.
Lips without lipstick is like cake without frosting.
Live like no one else so later, we can live like no one else.
Live simply so that others may simply live
Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. –
Love me or hate me, just don’t ignore me. -Jennette McCurdy
Make it cool. Don’t let it be cool.
Funny finsta bios for Instagram
Man, these are the best of days.
Me and my dog was just low key chilling in the park all day y’all…
Me crazy, me nervous, me hurt, me sad
Mind if I use your legs for a while?
My boy just called me the bane of his existence
My feelings are not expressible via social media.
My imaginary friend thinks you have a bad attitude.
My selfie game is complicated.
My selfie game is strong
My time is now, my moment has arrived. And I’m ready to go.
Namaste with no offense given, no offense taken
New life goal: Become a certified drone pilot #artjunkieproblems
No boys allowed!
No filter is needed
No one is you and that is your power.
No regrets about yesterday and a plan for tomorrow. -Unknown
No such thing as bad weather. Only improper clothing choices
Nobody understands me
Not even you can stop me now. I am the wind!
Not sure if legit or not, but who cares?
Nothing in my life is going right for me.
Nothing is going right for me right now
Nowadays it’s hard to find someone who is willing and ready to stand up for you.
Oh well, I’ll live.
Oh, my bad! I forgot to be awkward and weird today :).
Ohhh, these lyrics are so beautiful, but they make me so sad!
Only I can judge me right now. If you judge me that’s your issue not mine. My shit is good enough.
People hate you because of the way that other people love you.
Pictures worth a thousand words…but my face has the best stories to tell
Please come cuddle with me, please.
Proof that I can do selfies better than you.
Put your phone down, look around you, and realize you’re alive while at least 50% of your social media friends are dead.
Queens do not compete with hoes.
Quit trying to fix me, I’m not broken.
Real G’s know how to three wheel turn with a big bag of chips and an energy drink
Really don’t wanna regret anything
Right now, I’m so overwhelmed that I can’t breathe.
Running is just like flirting, it really depends on confidence.
Share this post to spread awareness 🙂
Since I’m fake flexing I might as well flex my heart.
So, take it back all of this bullshit that you gave me.
Some girls are just born with glitters in their veins.
Some people let opportunities slip away while others are too busy looking at the past to see the future.
Some people might agree with me, some people might not. I’m okay with that.
Someone, please hug me and tell me everything is okay!
Sometimes I feel like my life is a movie and I’m just waiting for an end where we’re together.
Sometimes I wish I could put a smile on my face so that people don’t ask me why I’m upset.
Sometimes I wish everyone knew what it’s like when you’re so lost, you’re found
Sometimes I wonder if anyone even notices how much I suffer when we’re apart, and then it makes me feel worse because no one cares
Sometimes I wonder if anyone would care or notice if I wasn’t here anymore. Sometimes it feels like people will just forget about me… except you!
Sometimes I wonder what it’s like to be anyone else but myself. I wish I didn’t have all these problems, then maybe my life would make more sense…
Sometimes it sucks to be me, but at least there are people who care about me… even if they’re not here with me right now.
Sometimes it’s so hard for me, but I know where to find inspiration when I need it… Tumblr!
Sometimes you’re in a place that makes it hard to breathe because you feel like no one understands your feelings
Sore today. Strong tomorrow.
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Sorry, I have to get up early tomorrow
Spending thousands for a college degree that I’m not even going to use isn’t stupid, it’s an investment.
Stay woke and fly.
Still indecisive about going out tonight… Getting older is a good thing
Stunting on my ex, I’m in a better place.
Take this journey to its end, wherever it takes you and don’t be afraid to question what you know.
Tangled hair, don’t care!
Tap this picture if you know haters gonna hate!
That what she said when she found out I was a professional athlete.
That’s cool, dog.
That’s the secret of life, isn’t it? You never know how much happiness you’ve got until you lose it all in one day.
The beat goes on, the beat goes on…
The best kind of revenge is happiness.
The best revenge is massive success- Frank Sinatra
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The best things in life are free: like love, friendship, opportunity..etc.
The chair isn’t jealous of me,
The money was nice but now all I want is family time.
The more you sweat in training, the less you bleed in battle.
The most precious possession you have is your own people. They’re the only ones who’ll be with you when everything goes wrong
The only difference between being in front and behind is your perspective
The selfie game is strong with this one. 😛
The struggle is fake
The struggle is real
The struggle is real, but I still got to live my best life and have a good time with it.
The struggle is real, but I’m #blessed
The struggles of a rich girl
The two most important days in your life are the day you were born, and the day you find out why.
The wise man looks back into his life so he can learn from his mistakes and never slips again
The world is my oyster
The world will never understand how lonely it is to be me right now. I’m all alone.
There comes an age where u realize smile is all you needed, to live happily! And that’s I gotta this life!
There’s no failure except in no longer trying
There’s no such thing as bad weather… just inappropriate clothing.
There’s always a wild side to an innocent face.
These gingers are my arch nemesis! They’re everywhere!
They do their best, but they can’t stop me.
They don’t call me pretty princess for nothing.. 😉
They told me I couldn’t that’s why I did!
They’re so annoying
Things I do for my #finsta
This is bigger than all of us !
This is how I roll
This is my girl, she’s stupid. This is her dog, he’s smart. I have no idea why but it works for us.
This is my life and I can’t go back. I’m sorry
This is my life and it’s going to be FUN!
This is my life, I live it the way I want.
This is so stupid!
This is what happens when you do the same thing for too long: you sleep through it.
This is what makes me keep going!!
This situation is hard for me to handle right now. I feel like nothing makes sense.
Today’s forecast: cloudy with a chance of anxiety.
Too bad you can’t photoshop an ugly personality!
Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain’t going away.
Turn ya savage up and lose ya feelings.
Twinkle twinkle little star, Brave & Beautiful is what you’re!
Wanna come over?
Was I not enough? Was it me? #myfeelingsareberight.
We are all made in the image of God! We should not envy one another and applaud one another upon achievement!
We are the stories we tell ourselves
We live in a world of hate, that’s why we need LOVE!
We’re all equal, we just have different ways of showing it
We’re all just a bunch of animals’s, aren’t we?
We’re all just winging this, aren’t we?
We’re best friends now, right?
What I want most is a bit more of this life before I go. It’s hard to leave something you love–even when it makes you cry.
What are you doing this weekend? #hangoutsonfinstagram
What did I do to deserve this?
When did you start taking steroids? You look huge lately…
When in doubt, wear red lipstick.
When life gives you lemons, laugh out loud with them and then pee in their eyes
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade; when life gives you family
When life gives you lemons, make some kind of citrus cocktail and throw a party!
When mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.
Who doesn’t love fresh Prince of Bel Air vibes all over their Instagram feed? You
Why do we fall for it every time? #lifehack
Why fit in when you were born to stand out?
Woke. I mean woke AF! -Ain’t nobody got time for that! (Get it?)
Write your name on the sand, and it washes away, but write it in stone, and it stays.
Y’all are trippin’ on my finsta today
Y’all need to chill, for real
You are so busted !
You can call me queen bee.
You can’t break this girl!
You can’t buy happiness but you can share it. Enjoy every sandwich!
You can’t handle me
You can’t run with me, you’re not fast enough.
You can’t spell awesome without me.
You can’t afford my Swag Bitch! #selfie
You don’t have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great. – Zig Ziglar
You don’t have to be rich to sparkle.
You don’t need a king to be a queen.
You mean to tell me that the best rapper in our family is related to you?
You only have one life, so live it up!
You only live once, I’m going to make it worth it.
You really want me to ‘behave’ just like everyone else does? What’s the point then?
You’ll be fine, you look good in everything but yourself.
You’ll never guess how much this cost me. Here’s a hint: A lot of money!
You’re my favorite thing about myself. You make me happy no matter what!
You’re not a bad person; you just made a mistake.
hy are people so mean? Why am I so petty?
it’s just tired of my shit.